A genius. To call Vitaly's understanding of the world "above-average" is an insult. Omniscient is more like it.
by Mohammed Ahmed Shamhammed February 27, 2006
That dude is such a vitaly; he brought those two chicks to the party that were still in high school!
by Johnson999 November 30, 2011
Someone who never stops eating and is going to be a fat ass bitch when hes older, and thinks the earth will burn up if there is no moon, thinks the Russians won WW2
by P3C February 22, 2004