A genius. To call Vitaly's understanding of the world "above-average" is an insult. Omniscient is more like it.
by Mohammed Ahmed Shamhammed April 13, 2006
Get the Vitalymug. That dude is such a vitaly; he brought those two chicks to the party that were still in high school!
by Johnson999 November 30, 2011
Get the Vitalymug. Someone who never stops eating and is going to be a fat ass bitch when hes older, and thinks the earth will burn up if there is no moon, thinks the Russians won WW2
by P3C February 22, 2004
Get the Vitalymug. 
Vitali
A thick MAN, he is known to be handy. He loves to have fun and laugh. He can be rude, but very apologetic, understanding and romantic. You can't forget he's a ladies man girls go crazy over him! Girls can't help but stare in to his eyes or look at his unforgiving plump lips.
A thick MAN, he is known to be handy. He loves to have fun and laugh. He can be rude, but very apologetic, understanding and romantic. You can't forget he's a ladies man girls go crazy over him! Girls can't help but stare in to his eyes or look at his unforgiving plump lips.
Girl 1: omg Vitali coming! Do I look okay?
Girl 2: his lips, so nice!!
Random guy thinking: why can't I be Vitali? All the girls want him, even if they don't know him.
Girl 2: his lips, so nice!!
Random guy thinking: why can't I be Vitali? All the girls want him, even if they don't know him.
by Imouttie! December 20, 2017
Get the Vitalimug. 1) Ok, for lame or retarded people I'll spell it:
That's V for Victor, I for India, T for Tom, A for alpha, L for limo, I for India. V-I-T-A-L-I, Vitali.
2) Perverts envy Vitali. Please ignore these losers.
That's V for Victor, I for India, T for Tom, A for alpha, L for limo, I for India. V-I-T-A-L-I, Vitali.
2) Perverts envy Vitali. Please ignore these losers.
by ihadalistoffive January 25, 2009
Get the Vitalimug.