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Vicectomy
(Verb): When a member of your crew has been found deceitful about sexual conquests, as well as found guilty of speaking ill of the crew, the situation calls for a Vicectomy.
A Vicectomy is the democratic right of the offended crew to both ex-communicate this member from the crew, as well as, expose any further lies and deceptions publically.
Tell tale symptoms that your crew needs a Vicectomy include, but are not limited too: Crew Member Confidence Squandering; Testimony of ED from claimed sexual conquests; Obscurely timed family obligations during bro social gatherings; and finally Severe cock and relationship blocking.
If your group detects one of its members may in fact be guilty of any of the above, perhaps it is time for a vicectomy.
A Vicectomy is the democratic right of the offended crew to both ex-communicate this member from the crew, as well as, expose any further lies and deceptions publically.
Tell tale symptoms that your crew needs a Vicectomy include, but are not limited too: Crew Member Confidence Squandering; Testimony of ED from claimed sexual conquests; Obscurely timed family obligations during bro social gatherings; and finally Severe cock and relationship blocking.
If your group detects one of its members may in fact be guilty of any of the above, perhaps it is time for a vicectomy.
Did you hear about those massive violations of guy code? I think its time to separate the group. We need a vicectomy.
Yoo did you get with that girl last night?
...nahhh there were complications. I think our group needs a vicectomy.
Yoo is everyone going to be here tonight?
...nahh one of our own is going to an 11:42pm movie with his mother and long lost younger half cousin.
I think we need a vicectomy.
Vicectomy Complete.
Yoo did you get with that girl last night?
...nahhh there were complications. I think our group needs a vicectomy.
Yoo is everyone going to be here tonight?
...nahh one of our own is going to an 11:42pm movie with his mother and long lost younger half cousin.
I think we need a vicectomy.
Vicectomy Complete.
Vicectomy by Team Bro Code December 31, 2011
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Kentucky vasectomy
The practice of shooting a 12 Guage shotgun (or any other high power long gun) with the buttstock held against the penis and scrotum. The recoil thru the gun travels to the buttstock thus smashing the male genitals.
**Not an approved method of birth control**
**Not an approved method of birth control**
Cletus is an impoverished hillbilly in West Virginia. His wife Hazel has given birth to 6 kids. While Cletus was duck hunting, he pressed the stock of his 12 Guage to his nuts and gave himself the Kentucky vasectomy. Unfortunately Hazel is now pregnant with child 7. Cletus is left with a sore and bruised sac.
Kentucky vasectomy by M_Dubz152 June 27, 2023
Vasectomy
My father got tired of having little troopers walking around, so he got a vasectomy to handle his problems.
Vasectomy by Trilly Travega June 3, 2018
Vasectomy
A minor surgical procedure ensuring a male is unable to ejaculate viable sperm and procreate.
Vasectomies are typical performed on human males and primates, unlike castration, the male retains the ability to produce viable sperm, however the male is rendered incapable of delivering the sperm to impregnate the female. I principal the procedure is reversible but without guarantee of success.
The procedure is performed as a form of contraception and family planning thus ensuring that a female having sex with a vasectomised male cannot get pregnant by him and does not heed to use other forms of contraception. Of course, this does not prevent the female from getting pregnant by other males.
Within a Cuckoldery or F.L.R. relationship dynamic, the male is often required to have a vasectomy, freeing the female to choose a Breeding Bull to father her children.
There are campaign groups that advocate that all males should be vasectomised, there are moves for some areas of jurisdiction to enforce vasectomies for various reasons on the male population.
Vasectomies are typical performed on human males and primates, unlike castration, the male retains the ability to produce viable sperm, however the male is rendered incapable of delivering the sperm to impregnate the female. I principal the procedure is reversible but without guarantee of success.
The procedure is performed as a form of contraception and family planning thus ensuring that a female having sex with a vasectomised male cannot get pregnant by him and does not heed to use other forms of contraception. Of course, this does not prevent the female from getting pregnant by other males.
Within a Cuckoldery or F.L.R. relationship dynamic, the male is often required to have a vasectomy, freeing the female to choose a Breeding Bull to father her children.
There are campaign groups that advocate that all males should be vasectomised, there are moves for some areas of jurisdiction to enforce vasectomies for various reasons on the male population.
vansectomy
vansectomy by CleverNameHere April 4, 2015
Vasectomy Van Gogh
When someone says something so goddamned stupid that you cut your own cock off just to slap them with it.
Vasectomy Van Gogh by Tipdock January 24, 2017
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