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Varnerize 

Transitive verb
Var· ner· ize | \ ˈvär-nə-rīz \
Varnerized; Varnerizing
1. to stare intently upward at someone and slowly reveal a menacing-yet-persuasive smile while pressing one’s lower jaw into the sternum, producing the effect of a double chin.

2. to render hypnotized one’s elders, causing them to spend their hard-earned cash on overpriced autumnal follies.
The young girl Varnerized her stepmother, hoping that she’d drive the children to a certain local farm offering hayless hayrides and myriad varieties of exotic gourds.
Varnerize by TheRealMQB March 31, 2021
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gerberize 

To render something (content, concept, or situation) easily digestible, so that it can be consumed/understood with minimal effort
These millennials need everything gerberized for them to function.
In order to get my point across I had to gerberize it.
gerberize by Carey Crew June 7, 2017
The act of making a noun a verb by simply stating it (the noun) in a sentence as if it was a verb. For example "Im going to google that!" instead of saying "I am going to perform a search on google.com"
Mom: "go lawnmower the backyard Roger !"

Son: "Mom, don't verbalize!! The appropriate expression is 'Go mow the lawn', and no I'm too busy smoking pot."
verbalize by SemioddMick April 1, 2010

Berberize 

To maximize one's potential gain at the expense of others. To rip someone off while at the same time leading them to believe they are getting a good deal.
Oh man...they really berberized me at the used car lot.
Berberize by astrotangent May 25, 2018

ferberize 

Really FRBR-ize, for Functional Requirements for Bibliographic Records. It is "a conceptual entity-relationship model developed by the International Federation of Library Associations and Institutions (IFLA)" in which relationships between the entities (in a catalog or bibliographic database) provide links to navigate through the hierarchy of relationships.
Creating separate records for print and digital formats now will allow us to ferberize our catalog later.
ferberize by GemmaHoo April 23, 2011
Speech or writing that uses too many bland marketing words or excessively technical expressions.
Her marketing copy lacks the excitement needed to capture the imagination of the reader and therefore seemed quite verbeige
verbeige by m0dernsavage February 4, 2012
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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