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Varnerize 

Transitive verb
Var· ner· ize | \ ˈvär-nə-rīz \
Varnerized; Varnerizing
1. to stare intently upward at someone and slowly reveal a menacing-yet-persuasive smile while pressing one’s lower jaw into the sternum, producing the effect of a double chin.

2. to render hypnotized one’s elders, causing them to spend their hard-earned cash on overpriced autumnal follies.
The young girl Varnerized her stepmother, hoping that she’d drive the children to a certain local farm offering hayless hayrides and myriad varieties of exotic gourds.
Varnerize by TheRealMQB March 31, 2021
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gerberize 

To render something (content, concept, or situation) easily digestible, so that it can be consumed/understood with minimal effort
These millennials need everything gerberized for them to function.
In order to get my point across I had to gerberize it.
gerberize by Carey Crew June 7, 2017
The act of making a noun a verb by simply stating it (the noun) in a sentence as if it was a verb. For example "Im going to google that!" instead of saying "I am going to perform a search on google.com"
Mom: "go lawnmower the backyard Roger !"

Son: "Mom, don't verbalize!! The appropriate expression is 'Go mow the lawn', and no I'm too busy smoking pot."
verbalize by SemioddMick April 1, 2010

Berberize 

To maximize one's potential gain at the expense of others. To rip someone off while at the same time leading them to believe they are getting a good deal.
Oh man...they really berberized me at the used car lot.
Berberize by astrotangent May 25, 2018

ferberize 

Really FRBR-ize, for Functional Requirements for Bibliographic Records. It is "a conceptual entity-relationship model developed by the International Federation of Library Associations and Institutions (IFLA)" in which relationships between the entities (in a catalog or bibliographic database) provide links to navigate through the hierarchy of relationships.
Creating separate records for print and digital formats now will allow us to ferberize our catalog later.
ferberize by GemmaHoo April 23, 2011
Speech or writing that uses too many bland marketing words or excessively technical expressions.
Her marketing copy lacks the excitement needed to capture the imagination of the reader and therefore seemed quite verbeige
verbeige by m0dernsavage February 4, 2012