vegatitus

A cancerous inflammation in the anus.

“What is vegatitus?”
It’s a cancerous inflammation in the butthole!!”

vegatitus by Putindeeznutsinyomouth August 8, 2022

Vegasitis 

-noun
Flashy, flamboyant behavior which can result from winning big in Las Vegas, often accompanied by several 'hanger's on', a sprinkling of jealous friends and very friendly open arms from all casino management.

"Chris, just take a look at Kristen pulling up in her stretch."
"Yeah, I swear she's had Vegasitis ever since winning the megadosh jackpot at The Conceitio Casino last year!"

Vegasitis by the_frodigy January 11, 2009

Vexatious Litigant 

Legalese term describing someone considered an asshole by a federal court.

Paul was declared a vexatious litigant after charging intrest on the defendant during his lawsuit.

Vexatious Litigant by Smitry February 8, 2017

regatitus C 

disease transfered by smoking regs. if left untreated can lead to becoming regs monsta. symptoms include being tapped out, not eating, being a lil nigga bitch, and wearing shirt backwards. only cure: eyedrops and a good asswhoopin

"Yo bro stay away from david, hes got regatitus C"
"Aw shit thats why hes such a nigga bitch"

regatitus C by coop scrumtiouso September 29, 2007

Vaganitus

A disease which strikes males only. Symptons include sprouting vaginas on your body, becoming very lazy and boring, and acting like a complete pussy. First contracted by Stan Marsh on South Park.

man... james' new girlfriend must have gave him vaganitus cause he has been actin like a pussy lately

Vaganitus by c@m@z0nD@m@z0n June 30, 2009

Vagatitus 

Vagatitus.....A disease of the mind, common to men in their thirty's. Symptoms include but are not limited to, living in their mothers basement, playing in a band that never seems to play anywhere, hitting on every girl they see, while driving a mini van, masturbating in front of a full length mirror while listening to "eye of the tiger" and thinking about Clubber Lang in boxer shorts, and forcing small woodland animals to have sex with them. This disease is incurable and the afflicted should be immediately euthanized.

EXAMPLE… "Did you see Tom's new guitar? His mother bought it for him because he has Vagatitus

Vagatitus by smendez April 11, 2010

Velatious 

Repulsingly disgusting to the point

Of near death

This bitch mad velatious

I saw my mom and dad having sex the sound of my father clapping the cheeks of my mom is

Fucking velatious

Velatious by @P̷A̷Z̴Z̷0̸ ̷£̴X̶0̶R̷€̸i̵S̸T̷SoundCloud July 6, 2021