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vaxinistia 

a vagina but is a dick at the same time.
a dick with a hole in it which squirts, and uses the dick to pee at the same time.
bro help i got vaxinistia
vaxinistia by DXVOLT October 31, 2021
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vaxinista 

A person who gets the vaccine and and flaunts it will high end shopping, trips, and parties
Once Lisa got the vax she turned into such a vaxinista
vaxinista by M. Wolly March 23, 2021
Word of the Day on April 13, 2021

Vaginista 

Some one having exceptional knowledge of, fondness for and ability with vaginas.
He wasn't just a vagenius. He proved his ability over and over. He was a vaginista
Vaginista by The Vaginista January 5, 2010

Vaginista 

A man that pretends that he will only have sex with a woman who's vagina is "just so," when in reality, he probably hasn't had sex in years if ever.
Brad: "ugh... too much hair is SICK! I don't want to fuck a dirty, tick infested rat's nest!!"

Brad's Buddy: "mmmm-hmmmm."

Brad: "and what about that roast beef? DISGUSTING!! What the hell ARE those flip-flaps, anyway?!?!"

Brad's Buddy: "I couldn't say, Brad."

Brad: "Trim and tight, nothing but the slit showing, that's all I'll fuck, man!"

Brad's Buddy: "You're kind of a Vaginista, Brad."

Brad: "What?"
Vaginista by cowboythecat April 25, 2009

Vaginistic 

Having the qualities of a vagina.
Eugene Jo is very vaginistic.
Vaginistic by Tim Yang December 19, 2008

Vaxinista 

Something that is apparently either a wonderful woman, or a vaxhole.
Im a link whore, but anyways...
P1: I got the vaxine! I will bloat about it
P2: WAIT A MINUTE BLOAT?
[CUT! NOPE!]
A vaxinista is essentially a vaxhole.

vaginista 

That dude gets all the fly trim, he is a regular vaginista.
vaginista by Jason74 April 28, 2008
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

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Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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