36 definitions by fuck off nosy ass prick

NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[big shot]]

Spamton's famous phrase that somehow hasn't been on the dictionary yet, despite being a meme longer than hyperlink blocked

P1: how is "NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A big shot" not in the dictionary yet?
P2: idk don't worry I'm making a definition for it right now

by fuck off nosy ass prick December 14, 2021

GTA cop

Somebody who calls the cops when you barely tap them or their car. See crybaby and snowflake

P1: I got into this fender bender and the little shit called the cops
P2: Dude they're such a GTA cop

by fuck off nosy ass prick April 13, 2021

cursed definition

The most common thing on the urban dictionary.

And here we see a cursed definition in the wild.

by fuck off nosy ass prick April 13, 2021

Sud

When you misspell sus

P1: lol ur mom sud
P2: you mean sus?
P1: typo
P2: we're in real life dumbass
(Sitcom laughtrack plays)

by fuck off nosy ass prick December 15, 2021

no human verification

Something every damn website under the sun lies about

"oh hey free robux with no human verification!"
(After trying that and many others)
"Why does everything lie?"

by fuck off nosy ass prick April 12, 2021

Comendeer

What it's called when a cop steals your car.

Person 1: dude look at my new ride.
Cop 1: I'm comendeering your vehicle!
Person 1: dude why
Cop 1: T H A T ' S C L A S S I F I E D I N F O R M A T I O N

by fuck off nosy ass prick April 13, 2021

Litle dik

When someone's dick is so tiny that you remove a letter from both words

Take a look at:
litle
dik
Your pp

Timmy wasn't afraid of having a boner because his litle dik was too small to get bigger

by fuck off nosy ass prick June 14, 2021