Im a link whore, but anyways...
P1: I got the vaxine! I will bloat about it
P2: WAIT A MINUTE BLOAT?
[CUT! NOPE!]
A vaxinista is essentially a vaxhole.
A devoted follower of fashion, a Vaxinista plans their attire appropriately for receiving the Covid- 19, or any, vaccine by wearing a sleeveless top for easy access to the vax site, while also matching the ensemble.
The coordinated springpink tones of the Vaxinista’s ensemble today brought a pleasant cheeriness to the waiting room.
A person devoted to and exceptionally proud of getting their vaccine, particularly those who feel unique enough to share their experience on social media often-times flashing their Covid card with personal information on their gram for all to see. This person usually finds pride in presenting their experience to be the "best". They didnt wait in line, or it was the most pleasant jab, or "I'm team Moderna, f you J&J bitches".
Ugh, Hannah is such a Vaccinista. Like she actually just posted her self for the third time getting her Moderna shot with matching bag and latte. She even has a gucci covid card protector and knows all the hottest jab spots.
adj: The resultant negative outcome when a man loses his better judgment due to the presence of a woman or her wiles. Akin to whipped or pussy whipped, but existing outside of the context of a relationship or obligation.
Jeff didn't go out to celebrate his friend's birthday because Denise showed up. All the men agreed, this was a most vaginismal outcome.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*