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vapple saucing 

To stick ones testicles in apple sauce before putting them in your Parterners or unsuspecting sleeping friends mouth
Eric felt vapple saucing was gross, and distastful, so while he was asleep Danny stuck his testicles in some apple sauce and put them in Erics mouth.
vapple saucing by Robbie the great September 22, 2006
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Vapple vasectomy

Code name for John Egbert from the webcomic homestuck. Mostly if you are embarrassed about being John egbert
D: hey what'd your name?
John vapple:oh....its......va-pple...vasectomy..... vapple vasectomy
That goth looking redhead at the girlbar is one sexy vamplez.
vamplez by Jenny Black January 16, 2008
Group of people that gather to discuss vaping, a healthier alternative to smoking tobacco.
how many vaples use a 510 low resistance carto.
Vaples by PuterGeek November 25, 2010
The option presented only to women when the judge is entering a verdict.
Women by default aren't given the "guilty option like their male counterparts, but
must choose between "not guilty, "insanity", or vag aka hot teacher plea
Judge: How does the defendant plea

Lawyer: My client would like to plead not guilty by way of piece of ass.

Judge: You mean vagplea?

Lawyer: Yes your honor

Judge: The court finds this hot bitch not guilty and must be freed immediately from custody.

Women in court erupt with applause!!!
Vagplea by crimebob32 June 12, 2013

vapulent 

random of the random, you cant get anymore random than this. It's like if a Yu-Gi-Oh freak walks up to a porn star and tries to relate understanding the game and having sex. it gets gross when the money shot comes up.
You are so vapulent.
Enough of ur vapulency, i dont want to know about the life cycle of a dried up cheese whiz.
vapulent by Andrew Shea May 14, 2003