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vapple by Shelly Bozdog November 27, 2006
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vapple saucing
To stick ones testicles in apple sauce before putting them in your Parterners or unsuspecting sleeping friends mouth
Eric felt vapple saucing was gross, and distastful, so while he was asleep Danny stuck his testicles in some apple sauce and put them in Erics mouth.
vapple saucing by Robbie the great September 22, 2006
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vapple • vapple saucing • Vapple vasectomy • Vapped • Vagplea • Vampley • vamplez • vapelement • Vapeless • Vaples
Vapple vasectomy
Code name for John Egbert from the webcomic homestuck. Mostly if you are embarrassed about being John egbert
Vapple vasectomy by Alan_is_gay March 5, 2024
vamplez
vamplez by Jenny Black January 16, 2008
Vaples
Vagplea
The option presented only to women when the judge is entering a verdict.
Women by default aren't given the "guilty option like their male counterparts, but
must choose between "not guilty, "insanity", or vag aka hot teacher plea
Women by default aren't given the "guilty option like their male counterparts, but
must choose between "not guilty, "insanity", or vag aka hot teacher plea
Judge: How does the defendant plea
Lawyer: My client would like to plead not guilty by way of piece of ass.
Judge: You mean vagplea?
Lawyer: Yes your honor
Judge: The court finds this hot bitch not guilty and must be freed immediately from custody.
Women in court erupt with applause!!!
Lawyer: My client would like to plead not guilty by way of piece of ass.
Judge: You mean vagplea?
Lawyer: Yes your honor
Judge: The court finds this hot bitch not guilty and must be freed immediately from custody.
Women in court erupt with applause!!!
Vagplea by crimebob32 June 12, 2013
vapulent
random of the random, you cant get anymore random than this. It's like if a Yu-Gi-Oh freak walks up to a porn star and tries to relate understanding the game and having sex. it gets gross when the money shot comes up.
You are so vapulent.
Enough of ur vapulency, i dont want to know about the life cycle of a dried up cheese whiz.
Enough of ur vapulency, i dont want to know about the life cycle of a dried up cheese whiz.
vapulent by Andrew Shea May 14, 2003
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