vapple
vapple by Shelly Bozdog November 27, 2006
Words you can keep
vapple saucing
To stick ones testicles in apple sauce before putting them in your Parterners or unsuspecting sleeping friends mouth
Eric felt vapple saucing was gross, and distastful, so while he was asleep Danny stuck his testicles in some apple sauce and put them in Erics mouth.
vapple saucing by Robbie the great September 22, 2006
Related Words
vapple • vapple saucing • Vapple vasectomy • Vapped • Vagplea • Vampley • vamplez • vapelement • Vapeless • Vaples
Vapple vasectomy
Code name for John Egbert from the webcomic homestuck. Mostly if you are embarrassed about being John egbert
Vapple vasectomy by Alan_is_gay March 5, 2024
vamplez
vamplez by Jenny Black January 16, 2008
Vaples
Vagplea
The option presented only to women when the judge is entering a verdict.
Women by default aren't given the "guilty option like their male counterparts, but
must choose between "not guilty, "insanity", or vag aka hot teacher plea
Women by default aren't given the "guilty option like their male counterparts, but
must choose between "not guilty, "insanity", or vag aka hot teacher plea
Judge: How does the defendant plea
Lawyer: My client would like to plead not guilty by way of piece of ass.
Judge: You mean vagplea?
Lawyer: Yes your honor
Judge: The court finds this hot bitch not guilty and must be freed immediately from custody.
Women in court erupt with applause!!!
Lawyer: My client would like to plead not guilty by way of piece of ass.
Judge: You mean vagplea?
Lawyer: Yes your honor
Judge: The court finds this hot bitch not guilty and must be freed immediately from custody.
Women in court erupt with applause!!!
Vagplea by crimebob32 June 12, 2013
vapulent
random of the random, you cant get anymore random than this. It's like if a Yu-Gi-Oh freak walks up to a porn star and tries to relate understanding the game and having sex. it gets gross when the money shot comes up.
You are so vapulent.
Enough of ur vapulency, i dont want to know about the life cycle of a dried up cheese whiz.
Enough of ur vapulency, i dont want to know about the life cycle of a dried up cheese whiz.
vapulent by Andrew Shea May 14, 2003
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026