Vampley

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A perpetually relevant symbol that consists of combination of a badly drawn vampire and an equally badly drawn smiley

Mark: Jo, Jonathan, look what a cool vampley I drew!
Jonathan: a what?
Mark: ok bro

Vampley by Spaghetti Sister October 23, 2018

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vamplez

A super sexy lesbian vampire.

That goth looking redhead at the girlbar is one sexy vamplez.

vamplez by Jenny Black January 16, 2008

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Vampley • Vampey • vamplez • Vamply • VampMeyer

VampMeyer

A "vampire" in the Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer. You can tell a VampMeyer from a vampire by its ability to sparkle, seduce women, and go on for about 1,000 pages too long.

1: OH MY GOD IT'S A VAMPIRE!

2: Don't be scared, it's just a VampMeyer.

VampMeyer by harrypotterfan987 November 21, 2011

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Vampey

A person who is very dark, unappealing, boring and a douchey little Twilight fan who won't shut up about the saga and wears everything having to do with the movie.

"Dude that freaking vampey keeps asking me for money to get a soda, like what the hell?!"

Vampey by J.1 May 11, 2010

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Vamply

A darker type of fashion, more vampire like

That have such a vamply sense of style

Vamply by Revamply May 27, 2021

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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