A "vampire" in the Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer. You can tell a VampMeyer from a vampire by its ability to sparkle, seduce women, and go on for about 1,000 pages too long.
A person who is very dark, unappealing, boring and a douchey little Twilight fan who won't shut up about the saga and wears everything having to do with the movie.
"Dude that freaking vampey keeps asking me for money to get a soda, like what the hell?!"
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."