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Vagplea

The option presented only to women when the judge is entering a verdict.
Women by default aren't given the "guilty option like their male counterparts, but
must choose between "not guilty, "insanity", or vag aka hot teacher plea
Judge: How does the defendant plea

Lawyer: My client would like to plead not guilty by way of piece of ass.

Judge: You mean vagplea?

Lawyer: Yes your honor

Judge: The court finds this hot bitch not guilty and must be freed immediately from custody.

Women in court erupt with applause!!!
by crimebob32 June 12, 2013
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vagplaining

Present participle from the verb vag·plain.

The act by a cis-woman (or a mangina) of complaining when a man is mansplaining.
Peter: "And this, Mo'NiQ, is how you correctly insert a tampon."
Mo'NiQ (a self-identifying feminazi SJW cis-woman): "O,M,G.!! Stop mansplaining!!"
Peter: "Seriously Mo'NiQ, your vagplaining will get you nowhere. Grow some balls."
by dan ad lumen November 16, 2017
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Vagpearl

The hardened little bead of toilet paper found in the vagina during oral sex left over from the last wipe. Can be considered rare and used as gum!
I was really licking her Vag hard and found a VAGPEARL.
by Wackmemojo June 11, 2011
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