Vagplea 

The option presented only to women when the judge is entering a verdict.
Women by default aren't given the "guilty option like their male counterparts, but
must choose between "not guilty, "insanity", or vag aka hot teacher plea

Judge: How does the defendant plea

Lawyer: My client would like to plead not guilty by way of piece of ass.

Judge: You mean vagplea?

Lawyer: Yes your honor

Judge: The court finds this hot bitch not guilty and must be freed immediately from custody.

Women in court erupt with applause!!!

Vagplea by crimebob32 June 12, 2013

vagplaining 

Present participle from the verb vag·plain.

The act by a cis-woman (or a mangina) of complaining when a man is mansplaining.

Peter: "And this, Mo'NiQ, is how you correctly insert a tampon."
Mo'NiQ (a self-identifying feminazi SJW cis-woman): "O,M,G.!! Stop mansplaining!!"
Peter: "Seriously Mo'NiQ, your vagplaining will get you nowhere. Grow some balls."

vagplaining by dan ad lumen November 16, 2017

Vagpearl 

The hardened little bead of toilet paper found in the vagina during oral sex left over from the last wipe. Can be considered rare and used as gum!

I was really licking her Vag hard and found a VAGPEARL.

Vagpearl by Wackmemojo June 11, 2011