waffle stompers

Boots or shoes with big tread resembling a waffle iron.

"It looks like someone stomped the victim to death. It looks like the were wearing Mikey Waffle Stompers, men's size 11."

by Shelly Bozdog August 04, 2006

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bridge brother

The half brother of your half brother or half sister. NO, not YOU or YOUR brother!

MIKE: Hey Honey, this is my bridge brother Alex.

HONEY: Your "bridge brother"? What, do you play bridge together?

MIKE: No. You remember my half brother, Steve?

HONEY: Yes.

MIKE: Well, Alex is Steve's half brother on his Mom's side of the family. So Alex and I are not "blood" brothers, so to speak, we're just related by the marriage and divorce and remarriage of our parents.

by Shelly Bozdog July 01, 2006

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55

To snuggle in bed, usually man behind woman.

______ = ARMS
|:::::
|..........= ABDOMEN
|___
::::::\
........|...= LEGS
____/

My husband and I 55 every morning for about 15 after the alarm goes off.

by Shelly Bozdog May 02, 2006

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jeb bush it

"Jeb Bush it!" is an exclamation one yells out when one realizes that a contest has been rigged.

2000 Presidential Election ...

AL GORE: "Jeb Bush it!"

by Shelly Bozdog August 10, 2006

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irregardless

Since "regardLESS" means "WITHOUT regard" (ie "no matter what"), then "IRregardless" must mean "WITH regard" (ie "if that's okay").

HUSBAND: I'm going bowling with the guys tonight.

WIFE: No you're not; it's my mother's birthday; we're taking her out to dinner tonight.

HUSBAND: Well, I'm going bowling IRREGARDLESS.

WIFE: No! You will do what I say, or you won't get any for a month!

HUSBAND: What should I wear?

by Shelly Bozdog December 21, 2006

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