The object not used in order to get STDs, pregnant, and destroy marriages.
One day Johnny and Jane decided to have intercourse. Jane asked Johnny if he had a condom and he said of course he didn't, condoms were for faggots and pussies, and he was neither. Well they had sex, and poor Johnny had premature ejaculation
before he could pull out. 1 month later, Jane tells Johnny that she had Herpes and that he is most likely now positive for it. She is also pregnant. 8 months later, a kid comes around (luckily no Herpes because of today's medicines)and Jane decides that she cannot take care of the child. She gives the child to Johnny, in which Johnny's wife Mary, finally finds out about the wrongful deed and divorces Johnny. If only he had worn a Condom
Every man has a shotgun in their undercarriage. It has one barrel, but it can be filled with two types of ammo, urine or sperm. When a man shoots out sperm from his shotgun before sex or before 2 minutes into sex, he has prematurely ejaculated. It is one of the most embarrassing things a man can endure. Don't do it.
Premature ejaculation is a word too often connected with sex. Fight the battle against premature ejaculation today! Viva la revolution
like the straight arrow, flying forward towards its target, straight up gets straight to the point. No bullshit, I am telling you exactly what I mean.
We should go to a movie straight up.
Dude straight up, lets do this.
the greatest swear ever invented by anyone. Forged together from several blasphemes, this swear is so powerful that it can kill people as far away as 50 feet. Use wisely and only when necessary.
Jesusgoddamnmotherfuckingchrist! It is hard to say quickly. Practice often because like the Finals for any sport, you only have one shot to do it right.
random of the random, you cant get anymore random than this. It's like if a Yu-Gi-Oh freak walks up to a porn star and tries to relate understanding the game and having sex. it gets gross when the money shot comes up.
You are so vapulent.
Enough of ur vapulency, i dont want to know about the life cycle of a dried up cheese whiz.
a good way for rappers to make more money. By remixing older hits (A.K.A. adding a few voice samplers and making it longer), artists can continue to get more money for their big ass houses and drug problems.
REMIX! (song starts)
yo yo yo this is the re-re-remix-ix-ix-iii-iiix
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wow that anonymous guy sure knows a lot of words