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An eboy who likes to watch anime and hentai. A vampus might also enjoy harassing small children in video games.
A vampus is most definitely a virgin who gets shivers when interacting with people from the opposite gender.
Person 1: He just called me bad and worthless
Person 2 : He's most definitely a vampus

Person 1: What do you get up to on your leisure time?
Person 2: I usually watch anime and hentai.
Person 1: What an absolute vampus
vampus by Shadowu May 27, 2020
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vampies by anime anim June 19, 2015

fagotus vampirus 

A sub species of vampire created when dracula sucked the dick of a monkey infected with aids. The species must now survive by sucking blood from dicks. It is thought that count cockula is the last of this species due to the all gay male population.
Be careful when being offered a blow job for crack at night, you may very well be talking to a fagotus vampirus.
fagotus vampirus by guywhotypeslow December 25, 2009

vampifsy 

me, im the best and hottest person on this planet idc what you say 🙄🙄🙄
im kidding partly, very nice
yoo, did you see vampifsy's new post? hes so hot!
no but now i want to!
vampifsy by vampifsy October 19, 2021

Vampussy 

I shouldn't stick my dick in something that can suck my blood and potentially kill me, but that vampussy is too good.
Vampussy by Some boat from 1911 March 25, 2022

vampisser 

a very cool tiktoker who loves laito sakamaki
"hey whos that girl drinking laitos milk?"
"oh thats vampisser"
vampisser by jovanivazquez June 13, 2021
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