An eboy who likes to watch anime and hentai. A vampus might also enjoy harassing small children in video games.
A vampus is most definitely a virgin who gets shivers when interacting with people from the opposite gender.
Person 1: He just called me bad and worthless Person 2 : He's most definitely a vampus
Person 1: What do you get up to on your leisure time?
Person 2: I usually watch anime and hentai.
Person 1: What an absolute vampus
A sub species of vampire created when dracula sucked the dick of a monkey infected with aids. The species must now survive by sucking blood from dicks. It is thought that count cockula is the last of this species due to the all gay male population.
Be careful when being offered a blow job for crack at night, you may very well be talking to a fagotus vampirus.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.