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vampfussy (noun | elite vampire slang)
An irresistibly attractive aura of dark vulnerability, quiet dominance, and tortured romance—inspired by Stefan Salvatore’s “stefussy,” but evolved into something hotter, smoother, and more magnetic.
“He brushed his thumb over her hand and stopped there, like crossing the line too fast would break the spell. His eyes softened, dark and endless, as if he’d already chosen her a thousand lifetimes ago.
He didn’t need to say it—his silence loved her louder than words.
That quiet, aching devotion… that was vampfussy
Vampfussy by Capt vampy December 16, 2025
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A slimy, stanky ass pussy. Often used in reference to when a normal pussy is expected, but the panties come off, and the truth is revealed.
So did you give her oral?

Uh, no...

Why the hell not?

Because, dumbass, she has a vapussy and I'd rather suck dead fish asshole!
vapussy by whereallmahhoesat March 1, 2010
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Vampussy 

I shouldn't stick my dick in something that can suck my blood and potentially kill me, but that vampussy is too good.
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Vapeussy 

A term used to describe the action of sticking a vape up your asshole and watching the smoke pour out
"When I go home I'm going to vapeussy!"
"I love watching the smoke pour out when I do a vapeussy, it smells great!"
Vapeussy by jegocean March 28, 2022
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