vampies 

diapers for vampire babies

"I bet Edward once wore vampies" Bob said

vampies by anime anim June 19, 2015

Dick rider in the House of vampires 

A terrible movie written by a notorious dick rider himself, Glenn Danzig . Terrible movie

Yo Sean. Did you see that movie dick rider in the house of vampires? It was straight up trash just like Glenn Danzig’s career outside of the misfits

Dick rider in the House of vampires by C. MURDER September 20, 2021

psychic vampires 

n. one who sucks the energy and life out of you

"These "suckers" are not bad people, most of them are not aware on a conscious level that they are doing what they are doing. Still, their unknowing actions can play havoc with anyone who leaves an energetic opening for this type of thievery. It is important for us to be aware that we may be susceptible to having our energies stolen from us and learn ways to protect ourselves. The harm in a psychic attack is that there is no fair exchange of energy and therefore one feels depleted while the other becomes energized."

i was completely energized by Matthew in the beginning, but as time went on, he became one of the infamous psychic vampires who sucked the life and love right out of me

psychic vampires by psychicvictim August 31, 2013

Zombies, Vampires, and Aliens 

Three things that are not scary at all. Despite this, all of the above are by-far scarier than paranormal activity, which is the lowest form of human entertainment. Zombies, Vampires, and Aliens can be fun in certain situations , no-ones debating that, but scary, no.

dudet: Vampires are sexy and scary! Do you think?...

dude: No. In fact, I think you're a f*cking idiot for thinking so..

dudet: Jeeze, next thing you know you'll be saying zombies and aliens are not scary..

dude: Eghh!...

Zombies, Vampires, and Aliens .. not scary at all

Zombies, Vampires, and Aliens by xbluefirexv December 29, 2012

Vampires 

Mythical creatures which were once considered genuinely scary, but are now the laughing stock of the monster world thanks to Stephenie Meyer and her extreme pile of fail 'Twilight', otherwise known as 'Necrophilia for Tweens'.

'Hey, have you seen the film Twilight? Those vampires are soooooo scary!!'
"Don't be stupid, those aren't real vampires! Vampires don't sparkle and they're supposed to be scarier than that!"
'... Edward's gonna marry me!'
"*facepalm*"

Vampires by Fanpyre January 2, 2010

Vampiress 

1. A vampire that appears/has the physical form of a woman, however is not quite what she seems. Can often be decieving in the extreme, being her entire life is usually a fabricated lie and thus is constantly acting. Usually dresses either in Goth styling, or in normal fashions. Usually in the fashion of being a Vixen, she is a teasing, taunting creature who dares you to be with her, the epitome of dark femininity.

2. A female who is actually of the sanguinitic family of creatures, who are often shy or direct in some cases, and often are reputed to have high sexual drives. Often being loners, they sometimes seek companionship and are usually challenging to engage in any sexual activity with, the impediment being thier massively enhanced sensitivities to stimuli of all kinds. However, once one understand body language to a fine art, the enticement and following intruige into such creatures is often enhancing.

"The Vampiress walked with a perfect poise, a grace inhuman, looking into his eyes as she brushed her hand across his neck, he smiled at her, as did she to him, the flash of two points longer than her other teeth apparent, with perhaps the stain of lipstick upon the tips, perhaps not, as he lean in to kiss her, she turned and sauntered away, glancing over her shoulder, daring him to follow her into the darkest corner of the bar..."

Vampiress by Yawrood May 24, 2009

morganville vampires 

morganville vampires by writen by Rachel Caine. there are 6 books so far. more to come. morganville vampires deal with vampires. unlike twilight the vampires are bad. but of course a few are good. the story takes place in morganville texas.
main charters: claire danvers(16 year old college student), shane collins(18 year old hottie/badass rebell), eve rosser18 year old goth with a psyco killer brother), michael glass(18 year old sexy musician with a hotter secert then he is), monica morrell(cheif skank)ovlier(evil)amelie(the most bad ass vamp there is), sam glass(micheal glass's grandfather)

sarah aka eve: have you read morganville vampires?
justine aka claire:hell yeah it awsome!shane collins is hott! he's mine you cant have him!!
sarah aka eve: shane is hott but micheal is sexyy!

morganville vampires by mrs.eve glass March 1, 2009