A sub species of vampire created when dracula sucked the dick of a monkey infected with aids. The species must now survive by sucking blood from dicks. It is thought that count cockula is the last of this species due to the all gay male population.
Be careful when being offered a blow job for crack at night, you may very well be talking to a fagotus vampirus.
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