valeted 

to get knocked out;fix ya face

"If you scuff up my shoes, you get Valeted on the floor"
Mr Pookie

valeted by Mark Anstead May 26, 2006

Valoted

To be extremely attractive, sexy, or just plain great.

1. Mikayla and Rachel are the most valoted people alive.
2. Viola is an extremely valoted instrument.
3. That girl thinks she's valoted, but in truth, she's a complete ditpasto.

Valoted by vlnvla January 17, 2009

valetudinarian 

an old word use to describe someone who is unduly concerned about their health.

in an episode of sherlock holmes with one of the gentleman who he visited described his condition forever cursed to be valetudinarian.

valetudinarian by the great raymondo July 9, 2007

valeed 

A warrior. Someone who will definitely make it in this world, it is written in his hands. If his last name is Abid - you know he's a keeper.

Never let a Valeed Abid go!

You know Valeed, yeah, he will make it.

valeed by asihdakshdaksjd May 25, 2017

valetudo

An "anything goes" fighting tournament with lax rules and long ass fights where people carry on with broken limbs, even for hours at a time. Gracies own it.

Valetudo r0xxx0rz j00 WWE.

valetudo by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

Valezed

It's like getting owned, but much, much worse.

Jack: Did you see that picture of Seargent Shame.
Alex: Yeah, those prisoners got owned.
Jack: No, they got valezed

Valezed by Tom May 18, 2004

valetdictorian 

Someone who is really good at parking/retrieving other peopel's cars without a scratch or dent.

Captain Crunch may mean well when he offers to park your car for you, but he's sure no valetdictorian!

valetdictorian by QuacksO February 19, 2019