valetdicktorian

Someone who's a real a**h**e when it comes to parking your car for you.

K.I.T.T. is a fully self-driving car and thus is always able to find a parking spot on his own, so Michael Knight never has to worry about any valetdicktorians' causing him grief in a V.I.P. parking lot.

by QuacksO October 29, 2020

You are not the Valedictorian.

When someone decides to make an impromptu speech at a party or event.

Britany: *stands up and trys to hush the crowd*

I just wanted to thank all you guys for coming out to Marcys party tonight…

Casey: Sit the f**k down. You are not the Valedictorian.

by black.heart.rebel July 8, 2009

Valedictorian

The student with the highest academic rank in a class who delivers the valedictory at graduation.

My sister was the valedictorian at school

by Malakai April 22, 2006

the valedictorian

This is like Missionary but SO much better. With him on top, have him put your ankles up by his shoulders so your legs make a "V." You'll still get to enjoy plenty of eye contact, but the super deep penetration makes it feel way naughtier. The best position ever, the valedictorian

The best position ever, the valedictorian

by captain mc awesome super April 7, 2016

valedictorian

The best person from a class, usually selected on grades, school activities and character/leadership. Also delivers the valedictory at graduation ceremonies.

Jimmy was valedictorian of his high school, he had a 4.0, was starting quarterback, and lead his debate team to nationals.

by patrick wood July 31, 2008

valedicktorian

Someone who graduated purely by pleasing a lot of teachers for better grades.

Rumor has it that she graduated from highschool as a valedicktorian.

by Yingwu June 17, 2020

Valedictorian

A kid who’s smart enough to realize how bad and rigged the school system is and how it hardly educates people at all, but is also smart enough to hide the fact that they know this, pretend to be an angel who’s entire life is school, and get really good grades, so they can get a scholarship into a good university, so they can get a really good job, so they can get a lot of moolah. And a lot of moolah puts you ahead of a lot of people in capitalist society and gives you a lot of benefits.

A valedictorian is the smartest person in the class, but not exactly in the way you’d expect.

by nlolhere June 25, 2020