vagurbate
vagurbate by SuperSexySaxman June 29, 2011
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Vacubate
When you pleasure yourself by sticking your penis into a vacuum cleaner while it is on to simulate a blow job.
I was so horny last night, so I vacubated.
Vacubate by your mom's a milf January 1, 2010
Related Words
vagurbate • Vacubate • vacuubate • Vagarbage • vagibate • Vagucate • Vagyrate • vasturbate • Vaxturbate • Vegturbate
vagibate
Verb: Pronounced (va-ju-bait)
Definition: The act of Lifting up and down a small-framed insexperienced woman who is on top, thus masturbating with an actual vagina.
Definition: The act of Lifting up and down a small-framed insexperienced woman who is on top, thus masturbating with an actual vagina.
How was last night?
Man, she was on top but had no idea wtf she was doing. i ended up having to vagibate half the night...
Man, she was on top but had no idea wtf she was doing. i ended up having to vagibate half the night...
vagibate by Johnny105981091839810948631 July 25, 2009
Vagarbage
Any type of waste that is disposed of through the vagina. Usually menstrual blood and uterine lining, but can be used for any kind of unwanted vaginal item.
Pronounced: va - jar - bige
Pronounced: va - jar - bige
Wish I had a tampon for all this vagarbage in me!
A vagiaper would be ideal right now considering all the vagarbage I'm leaking.
A vagiaper would be ideal right now considering all the vagarbage I'm leaking.
Vagarbage by uncle slumberpokeya April 25, 2011
Vegturbate
To masturbate oneself with a vegetable. Lengthy, girthy, raw vegetables are preferred such as carrots, cucumbers zucchini, squash, etc.
Helen went to the kitchen to make herself a salad. The sight of the carrots and cucumbers made her horny and moist. The next thing she new she started to vegturbate and her ass was plugged with a cucumber and she was diddling her vajay with a carrot to a mind numbing orgasm.
Vegturbate by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2015
Vaxturbate
Getting off by having to tell people how much you love experimental drug therapies. Oversharing of personal medical information nobody gives a fuck about.
Vaxturbate by MasterPoo73 May 14, 2021
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