vagurbate

to have one's penis masturbated by a vagina

Horses frequently vagurbate on farms and when necessary.

by SuperSexySaxman June 29, 2011

Vacubate

When you pleasure yourself by sticking your penis into a vacuum cleaner while it is on to simulate a blow job.

I was so horny last night, so I vacubated.

by your mom's a milf January 1, 2010

vagibate

Verb: Pronounced (va-ju-bait)

Definition: The act of Lifting up and down a small-framed insexperienced woman who is on top, thus masturbating with an actual vagina.

How was last night?

Man, she was on top but had no idea wtf she was doing. i ended up having to vagibate half the night...

by Johnny105981091839810948631 July 25, 2009

vacuubate

to masturbate with a vacuum

I couldn't find my blow-up doll last night, so i had to resort ot vacuumbating

by blaze it up June 1, 2005

Vagarbage

Any type of waste that is disposed of through the vagina. Usually menstrual blood and uterine lining, but can be used for any kind of unwanted vaginal item.

Pronounced: va - jar - bige

Wish I had a tampon for all this vagarbage in me!

A vagiaper would be ideal right now considering all the vagarbage I'm leaking.

by uncle slumberpokeya April 25, 2011

Vegturbate

To masturbate oneself with a vegetable. Lengthy, girthy, raw vegetables are preferred such as carrots, cucumbers zucchini, squash, etc.

Helen went to the kitchen to make herself a salad. The sight of the carrots and cucumbers made her horny and moist. The next thing she new she started to vegturbate and her ass was plugged with a cucumber and she was diddling her vajay with a carrot to a mind numbing orgasm.

by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2015

Vaxturbate

Getting off by having to tell people how much you love experimental drug therapies. Oversharing of personal medical information nobody gives a fuck about.

Did you see Anthony vaxturbate all over his Social Media?

by MasterPoo73 May 14, 2021