vacuubate

to masturbate with a vacuum

I couldn't find my blow-up doll last night, so i had to resort ot vacuumbating

by blaze it up June 1, 2005

vacuutemporal

The experience of life without time. The absence of a temporal dimension, an extension of the simultemporal state.

Accustomed to the simultemporal experience, in which past, present and future are simultaneous rather than sequential or linear, effectively living time all at once, he was increasingly subject to vacuutemporal states in which the delusion of time dissolved.

by Monkey's Dad August 22, 2021

vacuutemporal

An experience of life without time. The absence of a temporal dimension. An intensification of simultemporal experience, in which past, present and future are equidistant and simultaneous.

Having grown accustomed to simultemporal experience - living time all at once, rather than sequentially - he was increasingly forced to acknowledge states which were vacuutemporal, wherein the sense of time in any form dissolved.

by Monkey's Dad August 8, 2021

Vacubate

When you pleasure yourself by sticking your penis into a vacuum cleaner while it is on to simulate a blow job.

I was so horny last night, so I vacubated.

by your mom's a milf January 1, 2010

vaccubate

A masturbation act when a covers his dick in water and puts it in a vacuum.

Tim: Yo Steven's been skipping school for like a week.

Richard: Yeah, i think he's a chronic Vaccubater. His house is noisy as fuck and he never lets me in.

by DestructoFish May 17, 2014

vacuate

to empty or make void.

Regular drug use will vacuate the mind.

by David Powell January 10, 2007

vagurbate

to have one's penis masturbated by a vagina

Horses frequently vagurbate on farms and when necessary.

by SuperSexySaxman June 29, 2011