vagibate

Verb: Pronounced (va-ju-bait)

Definition: The act of Lifting up and down a small-framed insexperienced woman who is on top, thus masturbating with an actual vagina.

How was last night?

Man, she was on top but had no idea wtf she was doing. i ended up having to vagibate half the night...

by Johnny105981091839810948631 July 25, 2009

Vagibetes

Disease in which a dude is being a little bitch

Nic didn't want to go out for drinks with his brothers because he was suffering from a bad case of vagibetes.

by teamfunsome June 9, 2018

Vagigate

v.,n. (vaj-ih-gae-te) the female form of the cockblock.
1. When one female blocks another, hence the suffix gate. Not necessarily a cockblock because neither party has a cock.
2.Or when the cock isn't trying to get anything but a girl is still blocking him.

Girl1: Man, i wanted to go to the movies last night with him.

Girl2: Yeah but your mom was a fat vagigate.

by JTDL January 15, 2009

vagitated

When a woman is in an irritable state as a result of having her period.

It's that time of the month and my wife is pretty vagitated.

by godlikesme December 24, 2014

vagitate

Verb: Irrational behavior as observed during feminine menstruation. Usually observed in men acting moody or emotional like women during their period.

"There he goes again, Jamey sure can vagitate like a bitch off Midol."

by Ryan Reynolds August 26, 2007

vagitate

to irritate the vagina, usually due to excessive copulation

My man was so drunk last night, he just kept fucking me but wouldn't cum. He didn't please me at all, in fact all he really did was vagitate me...

by pornhorn50 January 11, 2010

vagitated

To be agitated by something only a female would do!

Cell phone rings...
Man 1: Hello
Man 2: hey dude, what us!
Man 1: I'm waiting for "Female" to get ready so we can go out!
Man 2: oh shit, that's gotta suck!
Man 1: I've never been so "vagitated" in my life!
Man 2: I feel your pain man!

by Redwings Addict January 19, 2009