Vaxturbate

Getting off by having to tell people how much you love experimental drug therapies. Oversharing of personal medical information nobody gives a fuck about.

Did you see Anthony vaxturbate all over his Social Media?

by MasterPoo73 May 14, 2021

laxturbate

a type of way to get better at lacrosse meaning that you carry your stick around in your room constantly and cradle a lot to improve your stick skills.

Eric: "I heard the lacrosse team lost pretty bad the other day."

Jim: "Yeah, they couldn't pass or catch the ball at all, they need to laxturbate more.

by idontknow9109 April 13, 2010

maxturbate

to climax during masturbation

man i hate when someone walks in on me just as i'm about to maxturbate

by Thomas78 October 26, 2006

Vegturbate

To masturbate oneself with a vegetable. Lengthy, girthy, raw vegetables are preferred such as carrots, cucumbers zucchini, squash, etc.

Helen went to the kitchen to make herself a salad. The sight of the carrots and cucumbers made her horny and moist. The next thing she new she started to vegturbate and her ass was plugged with a cucumber and she was diddling her vajay with a carrot to a mind numbing orgasm.

by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2015

vasturbate

To have a vast amount of material to masturbate to, generally after not masturbating for a long time

"After I got back from the 2-week retreat, I went home and vasturbated. Best 5 minutes of my life.

by kingbumii May 4, 2015

vagurbate

to have one's penis masturbated by a vagina

Horses frequently vagurbate on farms and when necessary.

by SuperSexySaxman June 29, 2011