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laxturbate

a type of way to get better at lacrosse meaning that you carry your stick around in your room constantly and cradle a lot to improve your stick skills.
Eric: "I heard the lacrosse team lost pretty bad the other day."

Jim: "Yeah, they couldn't pass or catch the ball at all, they need to laxturbate more.
laxturbate by idontknow9109 April 13, 2010
Related Words

maxturbate 

man i hate when someone walks in on me just as i'm about to maxturbate
maxturbate by Thomas78 October 26, 2006

Vegturbate

To masturbate oneself with a vegetable. Lengthy, girthy, raw vegetables are preferred such as carrots, cucumbers zucchini, squash, etc.
Helen went to the kitchen to make herself a salad. The sight of the carrots and cucumbers made her horny and moist. The next thing she new she started to vegturbate and her ass was plugged with a cucumber and she was diddling her vajay with a carrot to a mind numbing orgasm.

vasturbate 

To have a vast amount of material to masturbate to, generally after not masturbating for a long time
"After I got back from the 2-week retreat, I went home and vasturbated. Best 5 minutes of my life.
vasturbate by kingbumii May 4, 2015

vagurbate 

to have one's penis masturbated by a vagina
Horses frequently vagurbate on farms and when necessary.
vagurbate by SuperSexySaxman June 29, 2011

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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