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vagbagel 

Person1: Dude i'm starving. Person2: Go eat Chance's vagbagel. Person1: Think Chance likes cream cheese in the vagbagel cuz i'll fucking do it.
vagbagel by TheOneWhoDoesNotSpeak January 29, 2009
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Tagarbage 

While serving in the Navy we frequently visited the Philippines. Most of the ladies from there always spoke Tagalog the local language. We didn't know what the fuck they were saying so we called it Tagarbage.
Damn she's speaking that Tagarbage shit again I don't know what the fuck she's talking about.
Tagarbage by Subic warrior June 29, 2013

lagarbage 

Another name for LaGuardia airport in New York. A trashy delay infested place.
"I'm going to LaGarbage today, I'll probably be delayed for the whole week"
lagarbage by Some annoyed traveller December 11, 2006

Lady Gagarbage 

When people are overly obsessed with Lady Gaga to the point that they scream every time she is mentioned, over play her songs, and get extremely defensive when people dis her.
Claire: Did you see what Lady Gaga was wearing last night.

Emily: Yes! it was so Awesome! she looked great.

Claire: Oh, I meant she looked ridiculous with that lobster on her face.

Emily: Are you kidding me, that looked beautiful on her, I'm really sick of her getting all this shit, okay, she's just trying to express herself and be different, she always looks so good. people need to lay off and accept her.

Claire: Dressing like a drag queen all the time will never be acceptable.

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Courtney: Tracy asked if we wanted to go to the mall with her, she said she'll drive.

Beth: NO! I will drive, Tracy will just blast Lady Gaga the whole time. I'm sick of all this Lady Gagarbage.
Lady Gagarbage by P319 August 9, 2010
She said he was a Vagabag because he was out on the streets being an asshole.
Vagabag by S1LVER July 7, 2017

Vagantage 

The power or advantage a woman has over people simply because she has a vagina.
Hey where did Jennifer go?

See all those crates down there? We need to get those moved up here ASAP and we have none of the required documentation. So I used the Vagantage and sent her down to talk to the crane operator. She'll get it done. She has a vagina.
Vagantage by chaos2112 April 27, 2013
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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