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vagbagel 

A fat person's vagina.
Person1: Dude i'm starving. Person2: Go eat Chance's vagbagel. Person1: Think Chance likes cream cheese in the vagbagel cuz i'll fucking do it.
vagbagel by TheOneWhoDoesNotSpeak January 29, 2009
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Tagarbage 

While serving in the Navy we frequently visited the Philippines. Most of the ladies from there always spoke Tagalog the local language. We didn't know what the fuck they were saying so we called it Tagarbage.
Damn she's speaking that Tagarbage shit again I don't know what the fuck she's talking about.
Tagarbage by Subic warrior June 29, 2013

lagarbage 

Another name for LaGuardia airport in New York. A trashy delay infested place.
"I'm going to LaGarbage today, I'll probably be delayed for the whole week"
lagarbage by Some annoyed traveller December 11, 2006

Lady Gagarbage 

When people are overly obsessed with Lady Gaga to the point that they scream every time she is mentioned, over play her songs, and get extremely defensive when people dis her.
Claire: Did you see what Lady Gaga was wearing last night.

Emily: Yes! it was so Awesome! she looked great.

Claire: Oh, I meant she looked ridiculous with that lobster on her face.

Emily: Are you kidding me, that looked beautiful on her, I'm really sick of her getting all this shit, okay, she's just trying to express herself and be different, she always looks so good. people need to lay off and accept her.

Claire: Dressing like a drag queen all the time will never be acceptable.

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Courtney: Tracy asked if we wanted to go to the mall with her, she said she'll drive.

Beth: NO! I will drive, Tracy will just blast Lady Gaga the whole time. I'm sick of all this Lady Gagarbage.
Lady Gagarbage by P319 August 9, 2010
She said he was a Vagabag because he was out on the streets being an asshole.
Vagabag by S1LVER July 7, 2017

Vagantage 

The power or advantage a woman has over people simply because she has a vagina.
Hey where did Jennifer go?

See all those crates down there? We need to get those moved up here ASAP and we have none of the required documentation. So I used the Vagantage and sent her down to talk to the crane operator. She'll get it done. She has a vagina.
Vagantage by chaos2112 April 27, 2013
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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