An unexplainable and inconsistent state of mind that comes from having a vagina. ALWAYS eventually results in senseless or irrational behavior by a woman.

The most prominent reason a man can never truly have a female best friend.

"I thought she was the first girl I could actually understand, she seemed cool."
"You underestimated the effects of vaginophrenia, my friend."

vaginophrenia by Cullen/ RW September 28, 2008

Vagispiracy

(n.)- The unwritten code of all man hating, glass ceiling preaching, penis envious women who are secretly controlling all of the thoughts and actions of modern day society. Through the use of multiple mediums they have convinced middle class women in first world countries that they are being abused and should fight off the horrible indecencies imposed on them by every man who has ever tried to be involved in their life. As a result of their indoctrination, a generation of effeminate men have been raised to hate themselves and bow to the all powerful matriarchs.

q: Have you read the latest book from Oprah's Book club?

a: No, I don't condone the great O's vagispiracy. The girls from the View and her should spend some time in a airtight garage with a running car if you ask me...

Vagispiracy by ReformedYankee May 19, 2009

vagishield

the flap of stomach that covers the vagina

"Jim had to lift Jane's vagishield so he could have sexual intercourse with her."

vagishield by J. King December 29, 2007

VAGIPIRE

A man or woman addicted to oral sex.

My ex-wife used to cal me a vagipire because I would suck-up all of her juices when eatin' her mango!

VAGIPIRE by alothbear August 4, 2007

vanishree

She is the godess herself . The only one kind in this universe the most magical Angel living on Earth she might be little rock from out but the sweetest person from inside give you back the double of whatever you giveA beautiful goddess with the voice of angels.

When you meet a "VANISHREE" be very grateful as she is usually a very caring and loving person she will stick with you through thick and thin.
Only the luckiest person get her company

Hi vanishree i really love your sweetest heart

vanishree by Vanishree November 23, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026