vaginosity 

The aura a women exudes when she wants to share her vagina with someone in a sexual manner.

She laughed so exuberantly at the joke I made during lunch, I could see her vaginosity radiating off of her.

vaginosity by Whale Holes June 20, 2014

Vaginocity 

1. Indicating the number of attractive/available women within a given area; 2. Something strongly feminine, like knitting or ballet.

1. The vaginocity in the cafeteria was intense today!
2. That knitting expo had maximal vaginocity, don't you think?

Vaginocity by Vlad the Impaler February 3, 2006

vaginosis 

A vaginal infection causing one's "business" to smell like pike place market on a hot sunday afternoon. See: Esther Ramirez.

When Esther's vaginosis makes you'r eyes water.

vaginosis by alawishous 5000 bling bling May 16, 2008

sandy vaginosis 

A chronic diseased suffered by men who are pussies. This condition is characterized by build up of sand in the vagina which causes extreme irritability, pussy behavior, and generally acting like a whiny tool. Easily cured with a saline flush, or a bitch slap.

"Dude, Tom won't stop bitching about the one dish i left in the sink. I think he's got sandy vaginosis."

sandy vaginosis by GreenMuppet January 9, 2008

Vaginity 

When a girl finally loses her vagina-virginity after previously only having anal sex to technically remain a virgin.

"Now that Loren is getting married, I guess she's finally going to lose her vaginity."

"Yeah, and her ass can quit hurting all the time."

"Zing!"

Vaginity by Maid of Honor February 4, 2010

Sandiginal Vaginosis

A severe medical condition only experienced by hypochondriacs and complainers. Cases most commonly found in the military among non-infantry personnel.

Non-medical term is sand in your vagina or sand in your pussy.

Guy 1: Oh my feet hurt, I'm gonna have blisters! Can we stop yet?

Guy 2: What's the matter, got some sandiginal vaginosis again? You are the biggest bitch I've seen. Rub some dirt on it and drive on.

Sandiginal Vaginosis by TA Hoffman April 24, 2011

vaginosis 

A stankin ass pink taco. Usually occurs if the womans been sitting in the hot sun all day in biker shorts with her fat rolls hangin over the cooch so it can't air out. Result, a stankin cooter.

That bishes poot nanny stank so bad she must have vaginosis

vaginosis by The Pink Taco with no salsa or guac April 20, 2003