When a girl finally loses her vagina-virginity after previously only having anal sex to technically remain a virgin.
"Now that Loren is getting married, I guess she's finally going to lose her vaginity."
"Yeah, and her ass can quit hurting all the time."
"Zing!"
"Yeah, and her ass can quit hurting all the time."
"Zing!"
by Maid of Honor February 4, 2010
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Keifer - " Don't worry man, she still has her vaginity, her hole is clean!"
Brent - "Awesome!!!!!!"
Keifer - " Don't worry man, she still has her vaginity, her hole is clean!"
Brent - "Awesome!!!!!!"
by Not Eugene March 29, 2010
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This is a tragic event to witness.
This is a tragic event to witness.
Friend 1: Yo, do you know where Joe is?
Friend 2: Yup, he found his vaginity
Friend 1: ?
Friend 2: He's become a vagina.
Friend 2: Yup, he found his vaginity
Friend 1: ?
Friend 2: He's become a vagina.
by WillyBeaman November 18, 2009
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Ryan: Dude, I thought you were gay?!
Brent: I am! We've been doing triple c's and hooking up since I lost my vaginity to her last week
Ryan: Sweeet
Ryan: Dude, I thought you were gay?!
Brent: I am! We've been doing triple c's and hooking up since I lost my vaginity to her last week
Ryan: Sweeet
by BreakingHymen January 25, 2014
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Causes; Lululemon, bikinis, full lips, shiny hair, high heels, perky breasts, tight ass, short shorts and or a cute smile.
Symptoms include; tunnel vision, sudden rapid heart beat, shortness of breath, sweating, swelling of the penis, loss of cognition and lucid daydreaming.
Complications include; crashing your car, getting slapped by your girlfriend, whiplash, fear and loathing, masturbation and downing multiple shots of Tequila in a feeble effort to gain the courage to talk to her.
Transmission occurs primarily at bars, beaches and the mall but can and does occur almost anywhere.
Causes; Lululemon, bikinis, full lips, shiny hair, high heels, perky breasts, tight ass, short shorts and or a cute smile.
Symptoms include; tunnel vision, sudden rapid heart beat, shortness of breath, sweating, swelling of the penis, loss of cognition and lucid daydreaming.
Complications include; crashing your car, getting slapped by your girlfriend, whiplash, fear and loathing, masturbation and downing multiple shots of Tequila in a feeble effort to gain the courage to talk to her.
Transmission occurs primarily at bars, beaches and the mall but can and does occur almost anywhere.
After the crash Brad's doctor diagnosed him with Acute Retinal Vaginitis and he was found "not a fault"
The stalking charges were dropped after it was found the the defendant suffered from Chronic Retinal Vaginitis.
"Sorry honey, I didn't mean to stare at her, my Retinal Vaginitis flared up again!"
The stalking charges were dropped after it was found the the defendant suffered from Chronic Retinal Vaginitis.
"Sorry honey, I didn't mean to stare at her, my Retinal Vaginitis flared up again!"
by whatstheword August 12, 2012
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