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vainority 

"the group of people that are 'vain'"
1. Any Bible, Ecclesiastes 2
2. Spiritual. no care of behind or ahead
3. Psychological. no thought of matter outside of matter (scientific definition).

4. Moral. "superiority complexes" or "psychopathic" and "sociopathic" behavior
5. Sociologically. Almost exclusively in the United States. defined (by a high number of members of society) as those who are participants of the traditional deviant sexual behaviors.
{Not without standing, while there are modern disputes surrounding "vainority" of persons involved with traditional forms of deviant sexual behaviors or results thereof (such as fornication, adultery, cohabitation, viewing of pornography, masturbation), there are forms of sexual deviancy which automatically denote a high degree of participation in the vainority, including, but not limited to: rape, incest, child sex abuse, child rape, public masturbation (and other likes of solo endeavors with intent), streaking, prostitution, pimping, and human trafficking.}

5. Paranormal/Abnormal. an obsession and complete characteristic with only what may be called "the demonic". Murder, theft, calumny, slander, and disobedience are the only attractive things to this class. "Not human." ENTIRELY "predatory"
6. Snakes.
"The snake looked straight into Adam's eyes, and brought fear before him. There, it was, that Adam saw the vainority of the reptile."

"Gerard took a shit through a sun roof with two kids in the car. The prosecutor immediately placed him as one of the vainority."
vainority by rbgwrg February 11, 2022
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Vaginocity 

1. Indicating the number of attractive/available women within a given area; 2. Something strongly feminine, like knitting or ballet.
1. The vaginocity in the cafeteria was intense today!
2. That knitting expo had maximal vaginocity, don't you think?
Vaginocity by Vlad the Impaler February 3, 2006
Related Words

vajority 

The majority of women.
The vajority will vote for Hillary in 2008.
vajority by atree September 7, 2008
Word of the Day on January 3, 2008

vaginosity 

The aura a women exudes when she wants to share her vagina with someone in a sexual manner.
She laughed so exuberantly at the joke I made during lunch, I could see her vaginosity radiating off of her.
vaginosity by Whale Holes June 20, 2014

Vajority 

The VAginal maJORITY. The majority of women. The majority of dikes, crazy soccer moms, and other men haters.
Guy 1: "I posted an awful comment on the internet and now the vajority wont leave me alone!

Guy 2: "Get a sex change."
Vajority by Rim Jobs May 29, 2008

Vajority 

Having an excess amount of females at a party or social gathering. As opposed to a sausage fest, which composes mainly of males.
Ted:"So how was the card game?"
Colin: "It was a bust. I must have been one of the only guys there"
Ted:"Ah, total Vajority"
Vajority by blueshirt May 10, 2011

vajority 

The vast majority (of women), especially in a sense that makes them superior to men.

"How will post-menopausal women vote this year? The vajority will check a box for Hillary."
"Among women ages 18-60, the vajority report hands-free g-spot experiences."
vajority by m svatos April 6, 2008
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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