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Vagibernation 

Between Nov. 1st and March 31st females, mostly those who reside within the American collegic habitat, will go into a state of VAGIBERNATION which constitutes settling on one man to keep the Vagina fresh and to maintain the Vagina for the upcoming "Skirt Season". (April 1st until the start of the next fall semester) This is when they freely fornicate with random males in order to "feel sexy".
I was hoping to smash this chick the other night but she is unfortunately in a current state of Vagibernation.

Vagibernation Sucks dick... and that's it.
Vagibernation by rybread724 February 18, 2010

vagernation 

Vagernation
vag·er·na·tion
vagərˈnāSH(ə)n/
noun

1. the condition or period of a married Mom who, usually due to cold weather in the Winter, renders the vagina to an almost dormant state. Usually occurs between the months of October to March.
Barry: "Hey, Jim. How’s your sex life with your large family">

Jim: “Not good, Barry. With all the cold weather and the kids constantly running around the house, our sexual activity has gone into vagernation”.
vagernation by Bayareaboy41 January 28, 2017

vaginaration 

The generation in which one's vagina was born and/or currently lives in.
By the bush on that broad, I can tell she's representing the 70's Vaginaration!
vaginaration by GlazeHer January 29, 2015

Vageneration

The period where puberty drives sex to start the life of children.
Gregory: It was a great vageneration when my mother gave birth to me.
Ben: Yeah it’s the reason I exist as well.
Vageneration by gregben July 16, 2021
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026