Vagibernation

Between Nov. 1st and March 31st females, mostly those who reside within the American collegic habitat, will go into a state of VAGIBERNATION which constitutes settling on one man to keep the Vagina fresh and to maintain the Vagina for the upcoming "Skirt Season". (April 1st until the start of the next fall semester) This is when they freely fornicate with random males in order to "feel sexy".

I was hoping to smash this chick the other night but she is unfortunately in a current state of Vagibernation.

Vagibernation Sucks dick... and that's it.

by rybread724 February 18, 2010

vagernation

Vagernation
vag·er·na·tion
vagərˈnāSH(ə)n/
noun

1. the condition or period of a married Mom who, usually due to cold weather in the Winter, renders the vagina to an almost dormant state. Usually occurs between the months of October to March.

Barry: "Hey, Jim. How’s your sex life with your large family">

Jim: “Not good, Barry. With all the cold weather and the kids constantly running around the house, our sexual activity has gone into vagernation”.

by Bayareaboy41 January 28, 2017

Vibernation

The state of being in the absolute best vibes. The vibe equivalent to hibernation

Me and the boys were sitting around a fire baked. We entered Vibernation

by Dbrid_27 June 14, 2022

Vagiberating

What women do when they can't seem to make up their mind, for an annoyingly long period of time.

Mike: Jesus Sarah quit your vagiberating and let's go already!

by thead June 15, 2010

vaginernation

The state a girl gets to when she hasn't been laid in a long time, and stops looking for sex, as her libido has diminished significantly.

I haven't had sex in six months, but the way he keeps touching me is waking me up from vaginernation!

by Grizzly Duvet November 15, 2009

vibernation

When you decide it's you and your vibrator for the weekend, girl!

Hey Molly, where's Suzy been this weekend?

Just broke up with her boyfriend. I've heard that she's gone into vibernation.

by Sith dean candls February 26, 2018