vagernation 

Vagernation
vag·er·na·tion
vagərˈnāSH(ə)n/
noun

1. the condition or period of a married Mom who, usually due to cold weather in the Winter, renders the vagina to an almost dormant state. Usually occurs between the months of October to March.

Barry: "Hey, Jim. How’s your sex life with your large family">

Jim: “Not good, Barry. With all the cold weather and the kids constantly running around the house, our sexual activity has gone into vagernation”.

vagernation by Bayareaboy41 January 28, 2017

spontaneous vagination 

To suddenly and without warning grow a vagina. See also, depenisification.

"Hey, wasn't Chris supposed to show up tonight? Where is he?"
"I don't think he's going to show, looks like another case of spontaneous vagination."

spontaneous vagination by crunchyk9 May 11, 2008

Vagibernation 

Between Nov. 1st and March 31st females, mostly those who reside within the American collegic habitat, will go into a state of VAGIBERNATION which constitutes settling on one man to keep the Vagina fresh and to maintain the Vagina for the upcoming "Skirt Season". (April 1st until the start of the next fall semester) This is when they freely fornicate with random males in order to "feel sexy".

I was hoping to smash this chick the other night but she is unfortunately in a current state of Vagibernation.

Vagibernation Sucks dick... and that's it.

Vagibernation by rybread724 February 18, 2010

Vagination 

(slang) n. (Va-jin-a-shun)

1. A large gathering of attractive, scantily clad females in a public place.

2. Every female member of the population of a given nation.

3. The opposite of a sausage party/sausage fest.

"My wolf pack and I were hanging at Liam's last night, and all of a sudden, the entire vagination showed up."

Vagination by THE Double D January 13, 2010

cross-vagination

Having sex with the person you're in a relationship with, and then having sex with your side piece. Later bringing it full circle back to your original partner with the possibility of transmitting an STD.

I banged my wife yesterday. Today, I banged my side piece, and then had to bang my wife again, thereby causing cross-vagination.

cross-vagination by Natron444 March 19, 2014

Vibernation 

The state of being in the absolute best vibes. The vibe equivalent to hibernation

Me and the boys were sitting around a fire baked. We entered Vibernation

Vibernation by Dbrid_27 June 14, 2022

Double Vagination

The act of engulfing two vaginas around one penis.

"Hey Aunty John, did you perform double vagination on your monkey tonight?"

"Sure did and it was GREAT!"

Double Vagination by MonkeyHands September 7, 2013