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Vaginatribe 

A play off of the word "diatribe", a vaginatribe is an impassioned rant delivered by a male in regards to his 1) lack of sex, 2) lack of girlfriend or 3) lack of contact with any females whatsoever. Usually delivered in a whiny way implicating comparisons to a "little bitch", which thus provides dual meaning to the word "vaginatribe".
I just don't understand why I have to spend every night alone listening to my old Dashboard Confessional CD's. How many times will I have to look up at the stars and wonder if she is looking at the same star I am? I just want to be next to her, but she doesn't even see me. I wish I could smell her hair once more before I go to bed.

Jesus Christ, Mark. Is your vaginatribe over yet?
Vaginatribe by DJ DEUCE GROAN February 16, 2010

vaginaphobia 

to be afraid of getting pussy or to be offered pussy on a plate but decline the offer for reasons not known to your mates
1-"So did you fuck that bitch last night or what, she was all over you"
2-"nah man i had to head back home y'know"
1-"head back home??what the fucks wrong with you limpdick, you suffering from acute vaginaphobia??"
vaginaphobia by Jack Creith August 15, 2005

vaginathon 

Taking it upon oneself to be on a vaginal conquest. Getting as much pussy as possible within a specified amount of time. Fucking as many females as possible.
I am quite exhasted after fucking all of those ho's on my last vaginathon.
vaginathon by sweetghy June 16, 2009

vaginaphobe 

one who is afraid of getting pussy.
girl "why did he run away when he saw me"
boy "i don't know, i think he's a vaginaphobe"
vaginaphobe by [N&M] April 30, 2008

Vaginaphobic

The fear of the vagina, women, and the women related...
Fred is such a vaginaphobic, he can't even hug his friends who are girls...
Vaginaphobic by Kimoman3 October 16, 2008

Vaginatronics 

The use of computer animation to create storyboard sequences for vaginal close-ups in pornographic movies.
eg. The Oscar for best Vaginatronics goes to Industrial Muff & Magic for the groundbreaking use of Vaginatronics in the creation of the 'Schlong Wars' Trilogy
Vaginatronics by astrotoy7 June 10, 2009