vaginathrob
xxxtragedy:lyke omfgz did you see Arik at the show? his pants were lyke soooo tight.
glittergutsxx: yeah he's a totaly vaginathrob!
glittergutsxx: yeah he's a totaly vaginathrob!
vaginathrob by jenifer. July 23, 2006
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Vaginatribe
A play off of the word "diatribe", a vaginatribe is an impassioned rant delivered by a male in regards to his 1) lack of sex, 2) lack of girlfriend or 3) lack of contact with any females whatsoever. Usually delivered in a whiny way implicating comparisons to a "little bitch", which thus provides dual meaning to the word "vaginatribe".
I just don't understand why I have to spend every night alone listening to my old Dashboard Confessional CD's. How many times will I have to look up at the stars and wonder if she is looking at the same star I am? I just want to be next to her, but she doesn't even see me. I wish I could smell her hair once more before I go to bed.
Jesus Christ, Mark. Is your vaginatribe over yet?
Jesus Christ, Mark. Is your vaginatribe over yet?
Vaginatribe by DJ DEUCE GROAN February 16, 2010
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vaginaphobia
to be afraid of getting pussy or to be offered pussy on a plate but decline the offer for reasons not known to your mates
1-"So did you fuck that bitch last night or what, she was all over you"
2-"nah man i had to head back home y'know"
1-"head back home??what the fucks wrong with you limpdick, you suffering from acute vaginaphobia??"
2-"nah man i had to head back home y'know"
1-"head back home??what the fucks wrong with you limpdick, you suffering from acute vaginaphobia??"
vaginaphobia by Jack Creith August 15, 2005
vaginathon
Taking it upon oneself to be on a vaginal conquest. Getting as much pussy as possible within a specified amount of time. Fucking as many females as possible.
vaginathon by sweetghy June 16, 2009
vaginaphobe
vaginaphobe by [N&M] April 30, 2008
Vaginaphobic
Vaginaphobic by Kimoman3 October 16, 2008
Vaginatronics
The use of computer animation to create storyboard sequences for vaginal close-ups in pornographic movies.
eg. The Oscar for best Vaginatronics goes to Industrial Muff & Magic for the groundbreaking use of Vaginatronics in the creation of the 'Schlong Wars' Trilogy
Vaginatronics by astrotoy7 June 10, 2009
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