Vaginatribe 

A play off of the word "diatribe", a vaginatribe is an impassioned rant delivered by a male in regards to his 1) lack of sex, 2) lack of girlfriend or 3) lack of contact with any females whatsoever. Usually delivered in a whiny way implicating comparisons to a "little bitch", which thus provides dual meaning to the word "vaginatribe".

I just don't understand why I have to spend every night alone listening to my old Dashboard Confessional CD's. How many times will I have to look up at the stars and wonder if she is looking at the same star I am? I just want to be next to her, but she doesn't even see me. I wish I could smell her hair once more before I go to bed.

Jesus Christ, Mark. Is your vaginatribe over yet?

Vaginatribe by DJ DEUCE GROAN February 16, 2010

vaginatized 

Synonym for pussy-whipped. Analogous to dickmatized.

He should drop her, but she has him completely vaginatized.

vaginatized by Mulder March 8, 2008

vaginaties 

vagina is pussy;pussy is a problem:vaginaties are problems

Dat' bitch's attitude poses a vaginaty(singular).

vaginaties by Tre April 4, 2004

vaginavibes 

when you get that uncontrollable feeling deep within your vagina: yearning to get pumped something chronic.

noun: vaginavibe
verb: vaginavibing

Example 1
did you see queen of vagina?

she had some mad vaginavibes

Example 2
Did you see @hldbbz and @aarondswift lastnight?

man, they were #vaginavibing

vaginavibes by Queen of Vagina September 23, 2012

Vaginarise 

The solution to dry skin and blue waffles....

To also smear yourself or others all over the place...

Vaginarise!

Vaginarise by Real Barry Manilow July 15, 2010

vaginaties 

vagina is pussy,pussy is a problem;vaginaties are problems

I dislike these damn vaginaties

vaginaties by pharoahpimp March 12, 2004