astrotoy7's definitions

pokeyourmum

During the act of sexual intercourse with a friend's mother, you make her yell the name of a Pokemon character just before you ejaculate. The more mothers you have sex with, the more potential characters you can collect.

eg.

Timmy: ugh, ugh....Im gonna cum Mrs Jensen....

Mrs Jensen: PIIKAAACHUUUU!!!

Timmy: I love Pokeyourmum! Gotta Catch 'Em All !!

by astrotoy7 June 10, 2009

Lando Theorem

A mathematical equation defining the properties necessary to sell out your friends, whilst looking devstatingly handsome throughout.

C3PO: Captain Solo! Captain Solo! I strongly advise against going to Cloud City... Lando Theorem indicates a strong possibility that it is a trap

Han Solo: Shut up Goldenrod!

by astrotoy7 June 10, 2009

Catch Twenty-Poo

When you are caught in the difficult situation of wanting to do a fart, but not being entirely sure that you may crap your pants first.

Gatsby lent over and said,
"check this fart out old sport!"

Soon after a squelching sound emanted from his backside, accompanied by a terrible smell and a look of horror on Gatsby's face.

"Looks like you played Catch Twenty-Poo and lost my dear fellow" I chuckled.

by Astrotoy7 March 14, 2009

Interwanking

The practise masturbating whilst using the internet to browse pornographic materials. Applies to males and females.

That guy is a creep, always in front of the computer, interwanking....

by Astrotoy7 March 21, 2009

Mufftronics

A field of Robotics dedicated to creating simulacra of the female vagina

eg. Have you seen the new Mufftronics section at the sex shop?

by astrotoy7 June 10, 2009

Armstronging

An emotional phenomenon involving a cycle

eg. Don't go anywhere near her today man, she's Armstronging!

by astrotoy7 June 10, 2009

Vaginatronics

The use of computer animation to create storyboard sequences for vaginal close-ups in pornographic movies.

eg. The Oscar for best Vaginatronics goes to Industrial Muff & Magic for the groundbreaking use of Vaginatronics in the creation of the 'Schlong Wars' Trilogy

by astrotoy7 June 10, 2009