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vaginatron 

That one transformer from Transformers that was Pussywhipped.... in other words that one was a little bitch and he never wanted to kick optimous prime's ass, he wanted to stay at the robot home and pick fuckin drapes with his stupid controlling bitch girlfreind..... don't end up like Vaginatron, remeber the oath, bros before hoes
just a one of my buddies.....definite vaginatron
vaginatron by numanumatron October 29, 2005
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vaginamoney 

A derogatory term for alimony that was coined by radio shock jock Tom Leykis, who has defined vaginamoney as "paying for a vagina that you no longer have use of." Ex-wives who demand vaginamoney, according to Prof. Leykis, are prostitutes who expect ongoing monitary compensation for sexual favors provided in the past.
Professor Leykis told the male caller, "If a golddigging bitch divorces you after ten years of marriage in California, you'll be paying the bitch vaginamoney for the rest of your goddamn life."
vaginamoney by Sir Bullwhip October 15, 2006

vagisation 

vagisate - meaning to compensate with vagina.
I felt really bad for being rude to my man, so I offered him some vagisation.

I am going to vagisate Phil on Wednesday night to make up for crashing his truck.
vagisation by Sofi June 20, 2006

Varination 

The emotion or feeling expressed when eating or experiencing something extremely sour or offensive.
The other day I ate some Toxic Waste candy and it was so sour I experienced Varination.

The way she smelled was so oppressive I was varinated!
Varination by ThalasinPlus July 21, 2021

vaginathrob 

female equivilent of a boner.
xxxtragedy:lyke omfgz did you see Arik at the show? his pants were lyke soooo tight.

glittergutsxx: yeah he's a totaly vaginathrob!
vaginathrob by jenifer. July 23, 2006

vaginamony 

Alimony that a woman receives automatically from a divorce. Some states in the USA <i>require</i> the male half of an ending marriage to pay alimony to the female half, even if the divorce was her fault or if she makes more money, and sometimes both.
Can you believe the judge is making Mills pay vaginamony to Heather? I mean, he's a cook, but she's a fucking doctor!
vaginamony by MattOly May 13, 2005

Vaginatribe 

A play off of the word "diatribe", a vaginatribe is an impassioned rant delivered by a male in regards to his 1) lack of sex, 2) lack of girlfriend or 3) lack of contact with any females whatsoever. Usually delivered in a whiny way implicating comparisons to a "little bitch", which thus provides dual meaning to the word "vaginatribe".
I just don't understand why I have to spend every night alone listening to my old Dashboard Confessional CD's. How many times will I have to look up at the stars and wonder if she is looking at the same star I am? I just want to be next to her, but she doesn't even see me. I wish I could smell her hair once more before I go to bed.

Jesus Christ, Mark. Is your vaginatribe over yet?
Vaginatribe by DJ DEUCE GROAN February 16, 2010
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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