11 definitions by sweetghy

vaginathon

Taking it upon oneself to be on a vaginal conquest. Getting as much pussy as possible within a specified amount of time. Fucking as many females as possible.

I am quite exhasted after fucking all of those ho's on my last vaginathon.

by sweetghy June 16, 2009

vaginal conquistador

A guy who gets laid as often as possible. Characterized by getting lots of females that lack morals, values, and self respect. Conqueror of the female parts. Can lay claim to owning the used female. Has the right to brag about how many he uses.

Joe was a real vaginal conquistador when he was in college.

by sweetghy June 16, 2009

cheesepants

Nasty female that is rotten between the legs, pants infested with yeast and a multitude of other microorganisms. Arthropods might also be found in her panties/pants. Nasty, foul odor accompanied by a yellow/brownish substance that can also leak down the legs to the ground.

That bitch stinks like hell with her cheesepants.

by sweetghy June 19, 2009

longschlong

Penis of excessive length.

I know my bitch loves my longschlong up her ass.

by sweetghy June 27, 2009

fuckandump

To use a worthless bitch for getting your nut off. Modus operundi via making the skank think she matters to you, then getting in her pants under the presumptive lie that you care for her as a person.

That bitch is a whore, now Im gonna fuckandump her for another worthless cunt.

by sweetghy November 9, 2009

vaginacation

A trip made soley for the purpose of getting laid.

I'm taking a vaginacation to Mazatlan for a few days.

by sweetghy August 23, 2009

dirtmeat

Ass meat. Meat surrounding the hole. Often soft, can also be hard and enjoyable to squeeze. Often stinks like shit.

Kelly screamed a lot when I rammed my cock in her dirtmeat.

by sweetghy June 16, 2009