vaginamins

Vitamins and minerals essential to the daily diet that can be obtained by consumption of female genitalia.

Dude 1: Did you eat her out this moring?
Dude 2: Heck yes I did! I can't start my day with out my dose of vaginamins!

by Nitz April 26, 2005

Vaginacinity

The anatomical area outside of the vagina, including the external genitalia and bilateral vagpits. More simply, the vaginal vacinity.

Example 1:
Gynecologist, on physical examination - "I am really seeing a lot of swelling to your left vagpit, Karen. Have you noticed pain in your vaginacinity recently?"

Example 2:
"He literally licked every inch of my vaginacinity. It was amazing."

by vagvagcity August 29, 2016

vaginamoney

A derogatory term for alimony that was coined by radio shock jock Tom Leykis, who has defined vaginamoney as "paying for a vagina that you no longer have use of." Ex-wives who demand vaginamoney, according to Prof. Leykis, are prostitutes who expect ongoing monitary compensation for sexual favors provided in the past.

Professor Leykis told the male caller, "If a golddigging bitch divorces you after ten years of marriage in California, you'll be paying the bitch vaginamoney for the rest of your goddamn life."

by Sir Bullwhip October 15, 2006

stretchage vaginalism

when a pussy is so stretched out from usage it even has stretch on the labia, and just hangs loose like liver

man i fucked that chick and she had stretchage vaginalism, my cock felt so fucking alone in her cunt.

hey dude you going out with her? invite a couple of dildos into her cunt, she's got stretchage vaginalism,,bad!!

by smoother than silk August 24, 2009

vagitamin

1. Daily supplement to a pansy-ass man's diet.
2. What makes dudes bitches.

You need to lay off the vagitamins and grow a pair, Peter.

by Alkire January 11, 2009

vaginamony

Alimony that a woman receives automatically from a divorce. Some states in the USA <i>require</i> the male half of an ending marriage to pay alimony to the female half, even if the divorce was her fault or if she makes more money, and sometimes both.

Can you believe the judge is making Mills pay vaginamony to Heather? I mean, he's a cook, but she's a fucking doctor!

by MattOly May 13, 2005

vaginainia

Patriotic Sex at Virginia Beach

Hey Bikiki, do you want to go have vaginainia?
Like at Virginia Beach?
Yeah.
Sure!

by MF Girls February 8, 2021