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an election where millions of PC FemiNazis don’t have the balls to admit they only support the candidate who was born with a vagina.

“As a feminist, I say it’s time for a woman President.”

“So you’re saying you’re for Hillary because she’s the candidate born with a vagina? That’s stupid!"

“No! You sexist pig. I support women candidates.”

“Grow a pair and admit it! For you this is a vaginalection.”

vaginalection by pianocheater September 22, 2016

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vaginaction

a sexual action involving the vagina. Such as sex. Pronounced: va-jin-action

This weekend I got some vaginaction.

vaginaction by krissyandnini September 22, 2011

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Vaginarection

When the female clitoris becomes excited and sensitive. Spontaneous vaginarections are very common during puberty and can sometimes result in nocturnal vagaculation.

Jill got a massive vaginarection when Johnny Knoxville entered the room.

Vaginarection by IOwnUtopia February 23, 2010

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vaginalfiction

When a buddy don't want to tell his homies he struck out with a girl he makes up a fake story to seem like he got some pussy

I heard pat on the couch with that whorederve,he just got some vagtasticle vaginalfiction vagitating in his head today
I'm sure he'll fix it if he's vagulent

vaginalfiction by Nipple nose October 31, 2017

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vaginaception

when a vagina goes into a vagina

yea vaginaception

vaginaception by notpenislicker3000 September 18, 2021

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Penile Vaginalation

The name of the male to female sex change surgery.

Yo did you see Donald got penile vaginalation surgery? Donald is now Dana.

Penile Vaginalation by sniffingsneef June 6, 2022

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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