an election where millions of PC FemiNazis don’t have the balls to admit they only support the candidate who was born with a vagina.
“As a feminist, I say it’s time for a woman President.”
“So you’re saying you’re for Hillary because she’s the candidate born with a vagina? That’s stupid!"
“No! You sexist pig. I support women candidates.”
“Grow a pair and admit it! For you this is a vaginalection.”
“So you’re saying you’re for Hillary because she’s the candidate born with a vagina? That’s stupid!"
“No! You sexist pig. I support women candidates.”
“Grow a pair and admit it! For you this is a vaginalection.”
by pianocheater September 22, 2016
Get the vaginalection mug.when Media-Americans prostitute their journalistic integrity for their anointed candidate Hillary Clinton.
{let’s tune in to the News/Game show already in progress...}
Host: “We’re almost out of time... to win all the cash and prizes you must spin this better than any Media-American whore ever has. Okay Jane... ‘Monica Lewinski’ is today’s Media Whore challenge.”
Jane: “Monica Lewinski proves that when Hillary’s in the Whitehouse she’ll bow her head to no world leader.”
{Wild applause from the studio audience.}
Host: “You’ve DONE IT! With a media spin like that what fool wouldn’t believe that qualifies Hillary for the highest office on the planet? Jane, you’re are our new Whoring for Hillary champion. See you next time folks.”
{Closing theme}
When the media bias is plain to see
and the News ain’t what it ought to be.
With Donald Trump they bash and pillory.
‘cuz in the PC Media... they’re always
Whoring for Hillary!
Host: “We’re almost out of time... to win all the cash and prizes you must spin this better than any Media-American whore ever has. Okay Jane... ‘Monica Lewinski’ is today’s Media Whore challenge.”
Jane: “Monica Lewinski proves that when Hillary’s in the Whitehouse she’ll bow her head to no world leader.”
{Wild applause from the studio audience.}
Host: “You’ve DONE IT! With a media spin like that what fool wouldn’t believe that qualifies Hillary for the highest office on the planet? Jane, you’re are our new Whoring for Hillary champion. See you next time folks.”
{Closing theme}
When the media bias is plain to see
and the News ain’t what it ought to be.
With Donald Trump they bash and pillory.
‘cuz in the PC Media... they’re always
Whoring for Hillary!
by pianocheater October 02, 2016
Get the Whoring for Hillary mug."wikiwoke" is one of the many incurably "wokish" mental health disorders that currently infest the so-called "United" States of America.
Whereby the victims of WikiWokeness Dystopian Dysfunctional Disorder WWDDD actually believe that Wikipedia is a politically unbiased online encyclopedia. Something that Wikipedia dot org has never been for even one single second of its miserably cursed existence.
Since, within mere days of its start, Wikipedia became the online embodiment of a nightmarish mixing of George Orwell's two dystopian world's. Where the inhabitants of "Animal Farm" catastrophically collided with his "!984" futuristic society.
Thusly, creating a world where nobody is safe from Big Brother aka Wokipedia as its multitudes of our present-day "Furries" run totally cancel-culture amok.
Furries, who to a man, a woman or a "they"... all Heil-Hitler-hail from Orwell's 'Animal Farm' world. So that the "they" can perniciously and meliciously replicate themselves that they' might better destroy the once great Republic that was formerly known as the United States of America.
Which is now more aptly called the Demo-Kraut States of American Disunity.
Whereby the victims of WikiWokeness Dystopian Dysfunctional Disorder WWDDD actually believe that Wikipedia is a politically unbiased online encyclopedia. Something that Wikipedia dot org has never been for even one single second of its miserably cursed existence.
Since, within mere days of its start, Wikipedia became the online embodiment of a nightmarish mixing of George Orwell's two dystopian world's. Where the inhabitants of "Animal Farm" catastrophically collided with his "!984" futuristic society.
Thusly, creating a world where nobody is safe from Big Brother aka Wokipedia as its multitudes of our present-day "Furries" run totally cancel-culture amok.
Furries, who to a man, a woman or a "they"... all Heil-Hitler-hail from Orwell's 'Animal Farm' world. So that the "they" can perniciously and meliciously replicate themselves that they' might better destroy the once great Republic that was formerly known as the United States of America.
Which is now more aptly called the Demo-Kraut States of American Disunity.
OMG! Seriously? Are you friggin' telling me that there are people/animals out there that are so wikiwoke infected that they actually believe that Wikipedia is NOT biased. lol.
Don't tell me let me guess.
Their sons are out chasing cars 'cuz they think they're dogs. Their daughters have their own litter boxes. While the alleged parents are reading all about it on WikiWokipedia. Now that's funny. Hahahaha...
Don't tell me let me guess.
Their sons are out chasing cars 'cuz they think they're dogs. Their daughters have their own litter boxes. While the alleged parents are reading all about it on WikiWokipedia. Now that's funny. Hahahaha...
by pianocheater March 05, 2023
Get the wikiwoke mug.A medieval form of torture.
In its modern incarnation, the keyboarding victim is placed within earshot of a piano student doing finger exercises and practicing musical scales.
Keyboarding always outperforms more modern, physical forms of torture such as water-boarding. Spies trained to withstand physical torture always crack under the strain of keyboarding.
In its modern incarnation, the keyboarding victim is placed within earshot of a piano student doing finger exercises and practicing musical scales.
Keyboarding always outperforms more modern, physical forms of torture such as water-boarding. Spies trained to withstand physical torture always crack under the strain of keyboarding.
“AAAAAH!! That kid next door keeps practicing musical scales!
I can’t take it anymore.
We’ve got to move someplace where there are no pianos!! AAAaaaaah!
That realtor said she could make us sell. Hurry… get her on the phone while I keep my ears covered!
Yes. Yes. We’ll sell now. Yes… you can have a 20% commission! Aaaaaah! Make it stop! Whatever you want… just stop the keyboarding.
STOP the KEYBOARDING!!
AAAAAaaaaaaa…”
I can’t take it anymore.
We’ve got to move someplace where there are no pianos!! AAAaaaaah!
That realtor said she could make us sell. Hurry… get her on the phone while I keep my ears covered!
Yes. Yes. We’ll sell now. Yes… you can have a 20% commission! Aaaaaah! Make it stop! Whatever you want… just stop the keyboarding.
STOP the KEYBOARDING!!
AAAAAaaaaaaa…”
by pianocheater April 14, 2014
Get the keyboarding mug.Republican screw ups who the PC media promote as ‘true’ leaders despite the fact they flub their leadership chances over and over again.
“Did you know as a Governor Mitt Romney raised taxes then lied? He called his tax increases fees.”
“Ya. Then that lying fool launched the beta version of Obamacare in Massachusetts and later ran against Obamacare in 2012.”
“That loser is such a ReFlubLican.”
“Ya. Then that lying fool launched the beta version of Obamacare in Massachusetts and later ran against Obamacare in 2012.”
“That loser is such a ReFlubLican.”
by pianocheater September 22, 2016
Get the ReFlubLican mug.1. A fictional game played by Michael Che of SNL’s Weekend Update in his search to catch rare minorities at the 2016 Republican National Convention.
2. A real world, Labor Day Weekend Trumpster smart phone update where Independent Voters search in vain for something even more rare... an intelligent leader at New England for Trump HQ.
Over Labor Day Weekend, the Einsteins running New England for Trump updated their volunteers with a new Smart phone app. Outfitted with phones more intelligent than their leadership, the Trumpsters wandered door to door like Jamoke-haha witlesses in search of new voting souls willing to go over to the Trump-side.
Meanwhile over at the New England for Trump Facebook page, the admins were not only deleting critical comments and suggestions, they then blocked those potential new voters from commenting again. Thus chasing away far more new votes online than the real world wandering witlesses were gathering. (Who’s the NE 4 Trump admins’ advisor on comments, Elizabeth Warren?) Adding to the stupidity is a fact that everybody on the planet knows, but not leaders at NE for Trump...
Facebook routinely blocks conservative readers before they ever get to the Trump FB page. Most of their own die hard supporters can’t even see what those FB geniuses are posting about.
Which is why the NE for Trump FB page has fewer likes than an old lady posting photos of her cat. In 15 months, from all across the New England States, 25,000 ‘likes’ is an absolute joke.
2. A real world, Labor Day Weekend Trumpster smart phone update where Independent Voters search in vain for something even more rare... an intelligent leader at New England for Trump HQ.
Over Labor Day Weekend, the Einsteins running New England for Trump updated their volunteers with a new Smart phone app. Outfitted with phones more intelligent than their leadership, the Trumpsters wandered door to door like Jamoke-haha witlesses in search of new voting souls willing to go over to the Trump-side.
Meanwhile over at the New England for Trump Facebook page, the admins were not only deleting critical comments and suggestions, they then blocked those potential new voters from commenting again. Thus chasing away far more new votes online than the real world wandering witlesses were gathering. (Who’s the NE 4 Trump admins’ advisor on comments, Elizabeth Warren?) Adding to the stupidity is a fact that everybody on the planet knows, but not leaders at NE for Trump...
Facebook routinely blocks conservative readers before they ever get to the Trump FB page. Most of their own die hard supporters can’t even see what those FB geniuses are posting about.
Which is why the NE for Trump FB page has fewer likes than an old lady posting photos of her cat. In 15 months, from all across the New England States, 25,000 ‘likes’ is an absolute joke.
“Have you seen that Trumpemon Go idiocy here in New England?”
“OMG! I just about cracked a rib laughing. I ran a test myself by posting a comment on the New England for Trump Facebook page. They deleted it and blocked me.”
“I did you one better. I reported that I got Facebook blocked to the Hudson, MA Trumpsters. Then the leader came in and told me if I had any suggestions I should post them online... at the New England for Trump Facebook page!”
“Hahahaha. Make America Great by ending the Freedom of online Speech! Hahahahaha... go Trumpemon Go!“
“OMG! I just about cracked a rib laughing. I ran a test myself by posting a comment on the New England for Trump Facebook page. They deleted it and blocked me.”
“I did you one better. I reported that I got Facebook blocked to the Hudson, MA Trumpsters. Then the leader came in and told me if I had any suggestions I should post them online... at the New England for Trump Facebook page!”
“Hahahaha. Make America Great by ending the Freedom of online Speech! Hahahahaha... go Trumpemon Go!“
by pianocheater September 10, 2016
Get the Trumpemon Go mug.Any spokesperson or individual who in any way offends Politically Correct Liberals. Everything said by any spokesracist is branded as racist hate speech by the PC... even when race isn’t involved in the issue.
PC Woman: “You look like three wise men. On what issues should we Media-Americans provide more in depth coverage?
Moe: “For me, more coverage on the US deal with Iran ‘cuz I think it puts Jews in Israel at risk.”
PC Woman: “Obama made that deal... {SLAP}. How dare you disagree with a black man you evil Spokesracist!”
Larry: “More coverage of third party candidates. I don’t like the major party choices.”
PC Woman: “Hillary is one of those choices ... {SLAP}. How dare you deny a woman’s right to be President you evil, sexist Spokesracist!”
Shemp: “No comment.”
PC Woman: “Your silence is appalling... {SLAP! SLAP!}... How dare you ignore and support the Hate Speech of your two friends! ...{SLAP!} Your behavior isn’t funny at all you evil Spokesracist! {SLAP! SLAP!}
Moe: “For me, more coverage on the US deal with Iran ‘cuz I think it puts Jews in Israel at risk.”
PC Woman: “Obama made that deal... {SLAP}. How dare you disagree with a black man you evil Spokesracist!”
Larry: “More coverage of third party candidates. I don’t like the major party choices.”
PC Woman: “Hillary is one of those choices ... {SLAP}. How dare you deny a woman’s right to be President you evil, sexist Spokesracist!”
Shemp: “No comment.”
PC Woman: “Your silence is appalling... {SLAP! SLAP!}... How dare you ignore and support the Hate Speech of your two friends! ...{SLAP!} Your behavior isn’t funny at all you evil Spokesracist! {SLAP! SLAP!}
by pianocheater September 21, 2016
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