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Vagichode 

- (n.) a vagina that is wider than it is long
adapted from the words vagina and chode
Kristen has a vagichode.
Vagichode by stuykid December 13, 2008
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Vagichoke 

A vagina represented through artichoke, typically seen as a perverse art form—adhering to the style of Brancusi. The complete vagichoke or the creation of the vagichoke is most prevalent at dinner and/or lunch where artichoke and other necessary materials are provided.
Usually I buy gifts for my wife on her birthday. I decided to be more creative this year, and made her a personalized vagichoke.
Vagichoke by Dionysus’ dick August 1, 2020
A karate chop to the vagina
get off me woman or i'll vagichop you!
Vagichop by ryan March 27, 2005

vagectomy 

The process of becoming more male or conversely becoming less female. See also take off the dress.

This is a form of redemption or ascension among males, and a form of empowerment among females in a predominantly male environment see chickchismo.

For females this can be undesirable since your girlfriends and potential love interests may not appreciate your bold or masculine attitude see machismo.
Dave: Wow, I never expected Kyle to stand up to Evan like that.
Rex: Well, Evan did mouth off about his girlfriend to Dave's face.
Dave: He cold cocked him solid. I thought he'd wuss out like he usually does.
Rex: Yep, complete vagectomy. We should get him to come out with us next weekend.

Sharon: They passed you over on that promotion again?
Eva: Yes they did. And they didn't even listen my idea that could increase profits. It's gold.
Sharon: They don't respect you because you're a woman. You need a vagectomy.
vagectomy by diablogate December 17, 2008

Vagectory 

The act of shooting objects out of a vagina.
She is into some Vagectory shit! She can shoot a watermelon out of that pussy.
Vagectory by EasyGoingComb September 29, 2014

Vagichosis 

A Mental Diagnosis brought on when a woman is haunted by her vagina, to the point she refuses to admit it exists, or worse, attempts to self surgically remove it.
Poor Mrs Tripe. She never realized how beautiful she was. So very sad. Now dead at 98 years old. Most severe case of Vagichosis ever recorded. For 53 years she was unable even to admit she was a woman, and hid the fact very, very well.
Vagichosis by Clifhanger September 19, 2022