Vagichoke

A vagina represented through artichoke, typically seen as a perverse art form—adhering to the style of Brancusi. The complete vagichoke or the creation of the vagichoke is most prevalent at dinner and/or lunch where artichoke and other necessary materials are provided.

Usually I buy gifts for my wife on her birthday. I decided to be more creative this year, and made her a personalized vagichoke.

by Dionysus’ dick August 1, 2020

vagiphobe

person who is fearful of vagina related functions and topics. specifically certain sexually underdeveloped hetereosexual males and sometimes homosexual males.

1 my boyfriend wont have sex with me when i have my period. he's such a vagiphobe!

2 my gay friend helped me get changed for the bikini photo shoot but he had to close his eyes. what a vagiphobe!

by 1ena June 1, 2006

Vagichode

- (n.) a vagina that is wider than it is long
adapted from the words vagina and chode

Kristen has a vagichode.

by stuykid December 13, 2008

Vagicove

The dip beneath the folds on the top of a womans vagina.

I'm going to go cliff diving with my tongue in your vagicove.

by Captain Chase May 19, 2008

Vagiphone

An ancient musical instrument (perhaps the first), where the player buzzes near or on the vagina. Different pitches are created by altering the embouchure. It was replaced, for tonal reasons, with horns of animals and eventually brass. Although this instrument is no longer accepted as a legitimate musical instrument, studies have shown it is increasing in popularity in cults and tribes of primitive peoples around the world. Curiously, practicing the instrument can bring pleasure to the instrument causing a unique interaction between player and instrument.

The tone of the vagiphone is different from a trumpet or trombone but pitches, scales and tunes can be created to be enjoyed by all involved.

by Dr. Stephen V. Smith May 15, 2010

Vinichokey

A terrible kicker that is rated #1 in the NFL and reduced to a terrible piece of shit after being an amazing kicker 4 years prior to Sunday November 11th where he became known as Vinichokey and his real name shouldn't even be uttered.

Colts Fan : "Holy shit I can't believe you did that Vinichokey!"

by shs2040 January 5, 2009

Vagichter

The scale on which vaginal queefs are rated, similar to the Richter Scale, used to measure earthquakes.

"That queef was a 9.0 on the Vagichter Scale!"

by Lightbulbs! April 4, 2010