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Vagability

The ability possessed by ONLY women to get out of tickets and into nightclubs.
Scott and Jon couldn't get into the club because they lack vagability, but when Leya came she had the vagability to get them in.
Vagability by UcladudeJon July 27, 2014
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The Vagcannon *Deluxe*

While in the jackhammer position, proceed to remove ones penis, (you will want to take a step back) Insert 3 to 5 Mentos into the vagina, and quickly shove a one liter bottle of Diet Coke into the vagina as well. Squeeze the contents with much force expelling as much diet coke as possible. The chemical reaction will result in a Vagnannon *Deluxe*
That redhead chick I brought home from the bar ruined my good drapes when i got her with the Vagcannon *Deluxe*.

vagtable sex 

When a women uses vegetables to masterbate, a play on the words vagina and vegtables
Women- how much is that cucumber,
Shop keeper- 70pence love,
Women - great I will take it, its big enough for the vagtable sex I've got planned,
Shop keeper- want another for ur ass, i can do two for a pound.
vagtable sex by mitch00uk March 28, 2015

vagabond 

Wanderers

Often homeless
Jesus was a vagabond in his mid thirties and on.
vagabond by larstait October 15, 2003

vagabond 

a lone wondering person often called a drifter or a loner, unable to fit in regular socity and has no stationary home
dude drake is such a vagabond moving from city to city every week hes got no home
vagabond by Captain_Pudge April 14, 2005

vagtable 

A vegetable that you can put in your vagina instead of a dildo

Carrots, cucumbers, zucchinis, etc
Those dykes are so poor they use vagtables
vagtable by Kaytlinnn January 14, 2009