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Thirties curve 

As males hit there thirties life gets better they suddenly are able to secure women that previously would have been outside there league factors contributing to this curve are:
Job security and higher income, stability in life and males are yet to peak in physical appearance, all the attributes women look for and when wanting a partner.
Women on the other hand are negatively affected by the age curve, their looks are fading, the biological clock is running out of time and men are looking past them to the younger more desirable versions
My husband is having an affair with a younger more attractive women, he said it wasn't his fault it's the thirties curve

throw thirties 

In this case you better be ready for what follows: a fight, scrap, or shootout. A reference to your muscles as guns.
Yo watch your mouth before we throw thirties.
throw thirties by BobLeeSwag September 13, 2017

Dirty Thirties

The age at which single women without children realise that their biological clock is ticking, As a consequence they may lower their standards and increase their willingness to perform sexual acts as a matter of desperation in order to find a mate/sexual partner. They may also attempt to hook up with younger males as an attempt to elongate their youth.

The expression almost always refers to women, as men are thought to always be in this state.
"Lets go to club x and pull some dirty thirties..."
Dirty Thirties by MacTheKinife February 24, 2010

thirsty thirties 

thirsty men and women in their thirties
me: im turned thirty yesterday i am single and ready to mingle
friend: welcome to the thirsty thirties
me: ok thanks

Dirty Thirties

The neighborhoods of 30th - 39th Avenue located in East Oakland CA. Home to perhaps the largest Latino community in Oakland as it's streets are commonly filled with Mexican Reastaraunts, Taquerias, Taco Trucks, Panaderias, and Mexican Supermercados.
What it do? You wanna hit up the dirty thirties tonight holmes?

Dirty Thirties

A bad type of Marijuana, most likely having seed's inside of the buds.
Mostly "brick weed" or weed that is dense and extremely compacted. Most bud smokers like fluffy weed.
-Luke always has dem Dirty Thirties.

-I grabed a snacth offa Jim the other day, and found out that it was Dirty Thirties, and i payed for dro.
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