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It is how the british/australians say fuck.
Vact you arsehole! I'll bash yer fokin ead in!!
vact by XxX_John_360nOsCope_XxX December 7, 2015
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The Vactor Factor

The element of a party that would make it the best time ever. The reason people will come back to your party. The reason people talk about your party for years afterwards.

Also...The black guy at the party (usually a tailgate) that everyone is excited is coming. He's loud, obnoxious, HILARIOUS, and can drink for hours on end.
I thought this weekend was going to suck but I forgot about "The Vactor Factor"! It's goin to be awesome!

Tailgater 1: "I don't know if I can go to the game on Saturday."
Tailgater 2: "The Vactor Factor will be there."
Tailgater 1: "well then I'm DEFINITELY going to make it!"
The Vactor Factor by Young Jensen January 23, 2011

vactumplays

A Vactumplays is someone who does basework and thinks he is above all others. He is someone who plays Minecraft. He is a Famous Youtuber. He likes to go on discord and play Minecraft with friends. He is horrible at Minecraft Pvp. Vactumplays Is a man.
Wow did you see that Vactumplays? He is bad at pvp, But man does he do good basework!
vactumplays by gary winthorpe 69 69 January 17, 2019

Vacteria 

Contraction of the words Vagina and Bacteria. Refers to all species and strains of bacteria found in the female anatomical birth opening, the vagina. Vacteria in the normal female adult vagina tend to make the vaginal area acidic by anaerobically breaking down glycogen to release lactic acid, which keeps the vagina healthy. So if dogs are man's best friends, then vacteria are woman's best friends.
I'd totally eat that chick out, but i don't really feel like getting any vacteria in my mouth.

Melanie's got so much vacteria, they've to push out her tampons just to make room.
Vacteria by Your shrink's brain January 3, 2011

Vactating 

Referring to the state of being on vacation
"I'll be vactating in Virginia Beach for a week!"
Vactating by t1da1 July 28, 2017
a place for illegaldanish's to eat the last of the worlds danish(snack) supply b4 they r replenished for the "danish new year", which starts on 7/13/KKKK. you must be of hi danish order to even b considered for an invite, and are required to hold ur own weight in danishs - daily. if you fail to eat ur weight in danish's, you r shot with a danish torpedo launcher through the head. if you happen to survive, u r spared another day. location of danish danish new year has neva been unsecreted. there r also hi supplies of corn oil, eggs, and toilets for obvious reasons
I just wanted everyone to know that im going on vaction for 1 week to eat danishs. Dont worry ill be back with fresh ones *Wink*
vaction by greekd August 6, 2008
Dude, are you going to get the new covid vaccine ?
Yes I am.....I'm not a vactard
Vactard by Larrysaurus December 31, 2020
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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