a place for illegaldanish's to eat the last of the worlds danish(snack) supply b4 they r replenished for the "danish new year", which starts on 7/13/KKKK. you must be of hi danish order to even b considered for an invite, and are required to hold ur own weight in danishs - daily. if you fail to eat ur weight in danish's, you r shot with a danish torpedo launcher through the head. if you happen to survive, u r spared another day. location of danish danish new year has neva been unsecreted. there r also hi supplies of corn oil, eggs, and toilets for obvious reasons