Urbaniot

A fool who believes all information found on Urban Dictionary is accurate and true.

xMikex is an urbaniot

Urbaniot by UrbanCharly May 3, 2011

urbaniot

someone who creates a word using their name in urban dictionary and define it as if they're the best among the best. or someone who is proud that urban dictionary define them in such a way.

sarah: "Wow! My name is Sarah and urban dictionary define me that i'm sexy, a princess, awesome, classy, etc etc etc.. i'm gonna put it in my facebook for everyone to see! tee hee!"

others: well...what a urbaniot, people should know that she's a fake, always got dumped by guys, and sucks d*ck! HAHAHHAHAH

urbaniot by nationalism May 18, 2011

urbanotarded 

When a person follows trends mindlessly and just wears them all together without having their own sense of style. Usually they just buy a whole bunch of stuff at Urban Outfitters and let the store tell them what's hip instead of figuring it out on their own.

That girl in the "ironic" T-shirt, neon leggings, and matching Ugg boots is seriously urbanotarded.

urbanotarded by Ash&Lil December 16, 2006

Uppity Urbanite 

Someone who thinks that living downtown is the only way to go and that everyone else is an uncultured rube.

“I can’t visit her, she lives in the suburbs for God’s sake! You might as well ask me to go to the deep south or the dark heart of Africa or some other place with no running water or appletinis!” Shrieked the uppity urbanite.

“Oh...my...God....is that a cow?! Hold me, I’m scared, it’s going to be just like Deliverance”
“Shut the fuck up, Catherine. If you’re going to pull this uppity urbanite shit with me we will end this road trip right now.”

Uppity Urbanite by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

feral urbanites 

1. dysfunctional city dwellers, prone to acts of violence or aggression

2. city-dwelling, undomesticated, ignorant, amoral members of the lower class; often adored with tattoos and affiliated with gangs

3. work-averse inner city thugs engaging in illicit schemes of self-enrichment (e.g. looting, robbery, carjacking, knockdown games), at the expense of innocent victims perceived as weak or defenseless (e.g. old people, lone drunks, gays, transvestites)

4. followers of corrupt, self-aggrandizing corporate extortionists and inciters of race riots, such as Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton

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a: "Dude, those feral urbanites have been following us for the last half hour"

b: "S'ahright, man, if they try to rob us I'll trayvon the first one -- the others will scatter like cockroaches when the lights go on"

feral urbanites by GoAheadMakeMyDay July 25, 2012

Sophisticated Urbanite

Someone who is urban and cityish but still sophisticated with impecable taste. And no one ever questions their fashion choices. They envy their amazing use of slang and wide range of vocabulary. They are personable and people want to talk to them. You can only be designated this term.

Britney: "Look at Grayce. Her outfit is amazing. Edgy, but stylish."

Katie:"I know, she's such a sophisticated urbanite."

Sophisticated Urbanite by meowwoman March 2, 2009

rur-urbanite 

A city slicker who got his butt placed in the middle of nowhere

That rur-urbanite cant milk a cow to save his life!

rur-urbanite by Dog eats God August 11, 2010