someone who slicks back their hair with an obscene amount of gel so that it crunches to the touch
a slicker's last name will often end a vowel.

1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.

A transgender prostitute from Romania who works exclusively between the hours of 9 A.M. to 5 P.M. Monday through Friday.

Shortened form of "City Slicker." Anyone from a non-rural area, that enters a rural area. Usually not very knowledgeable, concerning rural customs. And not very outdoorsy. Also see "City boy" "Townie" or "Greenhorn"

A person who leaves after a defeat and is not seen of until a later date

Lacrosse boots, typically the classic Grange model

Slang term for lesbians.

Short for slit licker.