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ur gay lol 

Basically ur mom gay but it's inflicted on the opponent themself. Probably one of the most dangerous insults you can use. Strong enough for your opponent to get stage 4 lung cancer. Use at extreme times. Use with caution.
Friend: Guess what
You: What?
Friend: Ur adopted lol
You: Ur gay lol
friend: *Gets lung cancer*
Friend: *Fights long and hard*
You: Cmon buddy, you can't give up on me now!
Friend: *In a weak raspy voice* I-I-I'm sorry, goodbye.
Friend: *dies of death disease*
You: NOOOOOOOO
You: won the battle though *Troll Face*
ur gay lol by SuperSuperCereal April 19, 2021

ur mum gay lol

The ultimate form of an insult. Usually used as a finishing move on the strongest of opponents to show that your intellect is stronger and more advanced.
Person 1: You so lame that not even gravity will pull you closer
You: ur mum gay lol
ur mum gay lol by A center for ants October 30, 2017

Ur mom gay lol 

When u wanna win a fight say this but if they say no u after just commit deathpacito
Dickhead: Hey u are have small penis
Me: Yeah well ur mom gay lol
Dickhead: Fuck *runs away*

ur mom gay lol 

A roast originating from the Medieval Times. This had been used in a plethora of arguments throughout the human's existence. "Ur mom gay lol" is known to be the deadliest insult known to any life form in the universe; the lore surrounding it suggests that once this has been said, Earth will be expected to shatter in too many pieces.
Alex: My peepee is very huge, and u have a microscopic peepee
You: Fuck off asshat
Alex: Your just sad that u don't have a peepee
You: First of all speaking fucking English. Second, it is you're. Lastly, ur mom gay lol.
Alex: I don't feel so good
Alex: *fucking dissolves*
ur mom gay lol by Alt._.One June 8, 2018

ur mom gay lol 

Billy: ur mom gay lol this if for all of the bullying you meanie get rekt scrub lololololol u suck kiddo get rekt

Gary: we are brothers

Ur mom gay lol 

The worst insult in the history of insults. So powerful that if said once can kill a man. Often used in memes.
Guy 1: Lmao ur so gay!
Me: Ur mom gay lol.
Guy 1: *immediately gets killed by army of Ugandan gimps*

Ur mom gay lol 

A comeback so powerful that shriek keeps it in his swamp it has the power to kill man.
Jeff: Tyrone put down the KFC
Tyrone: Ur Mom gay lol
Jeff: dies and gets raped by 10 Mongolian sex slaves
Ur mom gay lol by Lil cumstain February 11, 2018
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