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Originally it was the final shot in an archery match.
Now used to mean: the conclusion; the result.
The upshot of what happened is that we won't do that again.
upshot by dragonflo1 November 24, 2004
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v. The act of looking up someone's shorts through the pant leg openings.

adj. Pictures or videos taken of the unsuspecting individual's underwear or genitals.

This term is usually applied to males wearing loose fitting or baggy shorts; when the individual sits down his shorts will leave a large opening usually under the leg.
v. I like to sit across from the boys so I can upshort them when they're not looking.

adj. I bring my camera to basketball games so I can take upshort photos of the guys on the bench.
upshort by Dexaw March 9, 2009
In disc golf, an upshot is the approach shot to the basket. Sometimes a putt that comes up short is called an upshot.
Nice upshot dawg, you parked that hole.
upshot by amchamp99 February 21, 2008
the photographer places the camera on the ground, facing upwards, the woman stands with her legs slightly apart, with her gash facing the lens.
Dave : Hey Jason did you see those upshots of Jenny's cunt?

Jason : Yeah man, pretty awesome, it's about as close as I'll ever get to her pussy.
upshot by papa_melons November 2, 2010
aka the whiskey douche. This is when someone takes a tampon, soaks it in the alcohol of their choice, typically whiskey, and then inserts it into either the vagina or rectum in order to achieve a buzz or "Buiness drunk". Used in situations where drinking is frowned upon. eg. work, funerals, job interviews, Provincial Curling Championships etc. Paticipating individuals tend to eventually form a syndicate.
Guy #1: man i could really go for a drink, work is F$@King getting to me.

Guy #2: not me man, i'm flying high, i took an upshot of Wiser's this morning before the meeting.

Guy #1: what?

Guy #2: whiskey douche!!!
Upshot by Papidontpreach March 1, 2012
Not having shoes on; going barefoot
She was still pretty tall even though she was unshod.
Unshod by Mommymilkers August 13, 2019