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Originally it was the final shot in an archery match.
Now used to mean: the conclusion; the result.
The upshot of what happened is that we won't do that again.
by dragonflo1 November 24, 2004
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Referring to women who are sexually or romantically attracted to other women. Applies to both lesbians and bisexual women, as it is only the same-sex attraction that matters, not any other attractions the women may have.

Originates from the Greek poet Sappho, a bisexual woman from the Isle of Lesbos, from which we get the term lesbian.
The sapphic women greatly enjoyed each others company.
by whatisdead June 25, 2015
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In disc golf, an upshot is the approach shot to the basket. Sometimes a putt that comes up short is called an upshot.
Nice upshot dawg, you parked that hole.
by amchamp99 February 21, 2008
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the photographer places the camera on the ground, facing upwards, the woman stands with her legs slightly apart, with her gash facing the lens.
Dave : Hey Jason did you see those upshots of Jenny's cunt?

Jason : Yeah man, pretty awesome, it's about as close as I'll ever get to her pussy.
by papa_melons November 01, 2010
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aka the whiskey douche. This is when someone takes a tampon, soaks it in the alcohol of their choice, typically whiskey, and then inserts it into either the vagina or rectum in order to achieve a buzz or "Buiness drunk". Used in situations where drinking is frowned upon. eg. work, funerals, job interviews, Provincial Curling Championships etc. Paticipating individuals tend to eventually form a syndicate.
Guy #1: man i could really go for a drink, work is F$@King getting to me.

Guy #2: not me man, i'm flying high, i took an upshot of Wiser's this morning before the meeting.

Guy #1: what?

Guy #2: whiskey douche!!!
by Papidontpreach January 30, 2012
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A co-worker who is hot im comparason to your other co-workers but would look less attractive if seen in public.
person 1- "Dude, Sandy is a solid dime peice."

person 2- "No, she's ups hot. I've seen her outside work and she is just a seven."
by villefan99 January 19, 2011
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THE POETRY OF U a bs inconclusion whereas its eternally fckd up )and beautufyl(!
up shot was a baLlout ne'er a blackout tho... ridiculousrecord...unreal performances...faux... almost nice as tha' glory! (not reallly...its a lifetime ... pour thee--- aimlessly---U reach me, continually
by Plagiaristresse/blackoutMstRmn November 08, 2016
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