Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No youβre the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
In disc golf, an upshot is the approach shot to the basket. Sometimes a putt that comes up short is called an upshot.
by amchamp99 February 21, 2008
the photographer places the camera on the ground, facing upwards, the woman stands with her legs slightly apart, with her gash facing the lens.
Dave : Hey Jason did you see those upshots of Jenny's cunt?
Jason : Yeah man, pretty awesome, it's about as close as I'll ever get to her pussy.
Jason : Yeah man, pretty awesome, it's about as close as I'll ever get to her pussy.
by papa_melons November 01, 2010
aka the whiskey douche. This is when someone takes a tampon, soaks it in the alcohol of their choice, typically whiskey, and then inserts it into either the vagina or rectum in order to achieve a buzz or "Buiness drunk". Used in situations where drinking is frowned upon. eg. work, funerals, job interviews, Provincial Curling Championships etc. Paticipating individuals tend to eventually form a syndicate.
Guy #1: man i could really go for a drink, work is F$@King getting to me.
Guy #2: not me man, i'm flying high, i took an upshot of Wiser's this morning before the meeting.
Guy #1: what?
Guy #2: whiskey douche!!!
Guy #2: not me man, i'm flying high, i took an upshot of Wiser's this morning before the meeting.
Guy #1: what?
Guy #2: whiskey douche!!!
by Papidontpreach January 30, 2012
A co-worker who is hot im comparason to your other co-workers but would look less attractive if seen in public.
person 1- "Dude, Sandy is a solid dime peice."
person 2- "No, she's ups hot. I've seen her outside work and she is just a seven."
person 2- "No, she's ups hot. I've seen her outside work and she is just a seven."
by villefan99 January 19, 2011
up shot was a baLlout ne'er a blackout tho... ridiculousrecord...unreal performances...faux... almost nice as tha' glory! (not reallly...its a lifetime ... pour thee--- aimlessly---U reach me, continually
by Plagiaristresse/blackoutMstRmn November 08, 2016
Apr 22 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

