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Uphailed 

The feeling that arises when the unexpected happens. Shocked.
I was uphailed when the dog ran in front of my car.
Uphailed by Adam Hobbs September 28, 2008
Stereotype of Lesbian or Bi women who move quickly in the relationship emotionally or sexually and move in together.
“They Uhauled on the second date! “
Uhaul by muziqlovr February 11, 2019
Bryce said uphail every time a somebody told a joke that wasn't funny.
uphail by AzulScooby January 8, 2009
1-a big orange and white do-it-yerself moving van

2-what a lesbian brings on a 2nd date its a well known joke in the gay community based on the beliefs lesbians fall in love instantaniously on the 1st date, move in on the 2nd date..
EXAMPLE 1-ACK LIKE OMG I WAS WALKIN DOWN MAINSTREET AND ALMOST GOT HIT BY A U-HAUL!

EXAMPLE 2-
lesbian 1: Wow 3 dates brenda? thats getting pretty serious!
lesbian 2: haha yeah l seriously love her
lesbian 1: so when are you gonna rent that U-haul :p
uhaul by kater January 2, 2005
When two lesbians say I love you after 3 days of knowing each other.
Did you hear Sarah got a girlfriend? They are as Uhaul as they come.
Uhaul by J5xoxoxo August 11, 2019

Uhaul Lesbian 

In North American lesbian popular culture, the term U-Haul (named after the brand of rental "move yourself" trucks and equipment) is gay slang for a relationship that progresses very quickly, for example moving in together after only a short period of time -- a pattern stereotypically attributed to relationships between two women.
We had a dyke come in to the store today we could tell she was a uhaul lesbian.
Uhaul Lesbian by Nicks wifey October 29, 2007